Jessica Simpson MERGED

DrHyde · « **Reply #120 on:** October 16, 2003, 01:40:53 PM »

Jessica Simpson can talk? Didn't know that one.

Kowalski · « **Reply #121 on:** October 16, 2003, 03:25:48 PM »

That woman's a total nightmare. In a GOOD way. That's why the show is good.
It's the sexiness combined with the stupidity and extreme selfishness and impatience. Total spoiled stupid sexy brat.

Sadistyk · « **Reply #122 on:** October 17, 2003, 12:14:23 AM »

The term 'Blonde Bimbo' comes to mind when I think about her.

HeavyMetal1980 · « **Reply #123 on:** October 17, 2003, 11:27:01 AM »

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The term 'Blonde Bimbo' comes to mind when I think about her.

Yeah...too bad guys like me want a girl with a brain too.

I can **82** with a stupid girl...but that's ALL I can do!

I can't tell you how many times I had disasterous dates with stupid girls and got embarassed straight to Hell.

About the ONLY good thing I can say is that they only judge me for dating a stupid girl...ignoring whatever the Hell else is wrong with me.

"Thanks for taking the attention off ME, honey!"

Kowalski · « **Reply #124 on:** October 17, 2003, 03:40:16 PM »

Of course in real life a girl with a brain is preferred.

But in terms of TV-viewing, a dumb busty blonde prima donna makes for some quality entertainment.

Kowalski · « **Reply #125 on:** October 20, 2003, 02:19:38 PM »

http://www.msnbc.com/news/978317.asp

McKormick · « **Reply #126 on:** October 20, 2003, 05:48:09 PM »

Man, her stupidity baffles me.

And much as I and many other Maeusophiliacs (Spelling correct and is that even a word?) would love to see her pregnant, I pity the **09**.

IN OTHER NEWS
Britney Spears also wants a **09**.
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=137595&
Gotta scroll down for it though. Not that the other stuff isnt entertaining, such as the news on Jersey Girl.

Freddy · « **Reply #127 on:** November 20, 2003, 09:36:06 PM »

Hey, kiddies! Yeah, it looked like your Uncle Freddy was dead and buried, but you all should know better by now! Some unexpected things came up, but I finally came back to haunt the boards today. Here is a pic of Miss Simpson testing a single button at an awards show not too long ago. I am sure my fellow fiend of evil, Galvatron, will have great dreams with this one. Now I must go roast Michael Jackson over a spit in hell. HA, HA, HA, HA!

McKormick · « **Reply #128 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:43:39 PM »

But Mike aint dead yet.

DrHyde · « **Reply #130 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:33:00 AM »

The nice thing about pictures.....they don't say anything. At least anything annoying like Jessica.

McKormick · « **Reply #132 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:50:30 AM »

Which reminds me, I watched Newlyweds. I always seemed to catch it in the middle of a marathon. I liked it, mainly since Nick and Jessica are seemingly so different. I mean, the way he reacts to her is priceless.

Speaking of, I may have heard wrong, but not only is there a Season 2 of Newlyweds in the works, but also something about Jessica getting a sitcom on the WB.

Sadistyk · « **Reply #133 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:35:53 AM »

I've heard that Jessica is getting the WB sitcom too. Still going to be hard to watch considering I already know how stupid she really is. Then again, them's some fine boobs.

Freddy · « **Reply #134 on:** November 21, 2003, 09:51:25 PM »

Thanks, Sadistyk! Yeah, I was gone there for awhile, but I am back and hope to stay that way. I have heard rumors in hell here that Miss Simpson may be picked to play Jeannie in a movie version of I Dream of Jeannie. If she wears outfits like this, it may get decent box office or satisfy dirty old men with holes in their tubs of popcorn. Here is another pic in the same outfit, and yes, Mike died a LONG time ago. His soul is down here, while his mummified body still roams the earth. "You can check in, but you can't check out." HA, HA, HA, HA!

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