[McKormick]

Funny you mention that Freddy, cause I could swear you had a hand in this whole Jessica Simpson sitcom/movie thing.

Nice pics BTW.

[sheber]

Actually, its ABC according to Variety Magazine (the hollywood standard) as I relayed in this thread
http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=153538&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
days ago...

[Sadistyk]

Quote:
 and yes, Mike died a LONG time ago.  His soul is down here, while his mummified body still roams the earth.  "You can check in, but you can't check out."  HA, HA, HA, HA!  

Sounds like the slogan for his Neverland Ranch.

[McKormick]

I dont know, Im sure women leave often.  

[RandomX]

Um...I Dream of Jeannie as a MOVIE?

GOD NO! WHY?!?!?!?!

[Freddy]

Hey, piggies.  This one is not of great quality, but I think it begs to be altered by one of our esteemed BE artists here.  Now I must go make The Bachelorette sign her name in blood and forsake the few shreds of dignity she might possibly have left!  HA, HA, HA, HA!  

[McKormick]

Doesnt show at all for me.

[Palomine]

Maybe a server delay... it's there now. In reference to the image's caption, in what sort of topsy-turvy world would Ivy League students need to hear anything that Jessica Simpson might have to say?

[McKormick]

Thats entirely too much lipstick.

One where the IVY League is interested in breasts? I dont know. Maybe shes got that "So Smart Shes Stupid" complex.

[Freddy]

I know she is a complete moron, but just thought for the guys who dig her here, she will be on SNL tonight with her tool husband, Nick.  Might be some good vidcaps to capture by some of the talented people here.  Ah, to be paid to be absolutely talentless like her is truly the American dream.  

[McKormick]

Hey, I found Nick to be a rather cool individual. He has to be to be able to live with her. Man, I was watching the Marathon yesterday of Newlyweds, with Nick and Jessica watching it. I cant see how he deals with her.

[MrHHH]

I actually found myself mentally THANKING Nick for taking her off the market.

The dumb blonde, it's not just a stereotype anymore.
 

[RandomX]

Never saw the show, though I did accidently flip to SNL (boo hiss) tonight and saw her on. ACK.

Any chance its just the way she acts in front of the cameras?

[McKormick]

Was it bad? I wanted to see it, but missed it. Did I miss out on anything? Any vidcap material?

[Freddy]

Just finished watching the SNL with Miss Simpson, and there were a few moments of boobage worth capturing, especially the opening segment where she was running in place, bouncing this way and that.  She impersonated Britney Spears singing in an American Idol parody, and it was actually pretty funny, while she wore a tight tee.  The segment where she impersonated Carmen Electra had her boobs pushed up pretty well, and the last skit making fun of her Chicken of the Sea comment had her in a nice, tight, white tank top.  I will give the girl kudos for making fun of herself, because if we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at.  The whole show was one of the better ones of this season, as I feel the show is in a state of transition losing Will Ferrell, Cheri Oteri, Tracy Morgan, and Chris Kattan the past few seasons.  I will say I wish I could meet a girl like Tina Fey.  Something about a sassy, smart girl in glasses like that does something to me...