bwaaaaahhhh!
Palin is such a downgrade form Dick Cheney. They should just let Cheney keep his job. Dick Cheney is awesome because he just doesn't care. You gotta respect a dude that simply doesn't give a crap...
Q: Hey Dick Cheney, did you know everyone on the planet thinks your war is stupid?
Dick Cheney: So.
Q: Hey Dick Cheney, why did you shoot that guy in the ass?
Dick Cheney; Cause I felt like it.
Q: Say Dick Cheney, don't you think that your anti gay views are putting a strain on your relationship with your lesbian daughter?
Dick Cheney: My daughter can kiss my ass.
Q: Hey Dick Cheney, you've had 37 bypasses, aren't you worried that your heart might give out.
Dick Cheney: Hearts are for pussies.
...They should make a movie about Dick Cheney, and the role of Dick Cheney should be played by Vin Diesel. He could walk around punching people in the head, and then telling them to go fuck themselves, because that's how I bet Dick Cheney spends his Sunday mornings, you know during church. There's nothing Sarah Palin could possibly do to make herself as bad ass as Dick Cheney. Sarah Palin is about as bad ass as Mrs. Generic from Bobby's World. I bet her husband sells pants (only to Canadians).