Something that made me go "Hmm..." this morning:
I was in the gym working out. The gym looks out onto the pool area of our complex. A guy goes running past the window I'm looking out. At first I just see the top half. He's wearing a bikini top.
I looked again to make sure (morning eyes, you can't really trust them). I wasn't mistaken. He turns the corner, still visible through the windows of the gym, and runs toward the hot tub. I notice that he's wearing a denim mini-skirt. If that's not bad enough, I see the tops of the bottom half of the bikini. It's a
thong bikini.
He jumps into the hot tub and starts taking photos of himself with his camera phone. About 15 minutes later a friend of his turns up. They chat a while. He also takes photos with his phone.
After another 5 or so minutes, Man-kini climbs out of the hot tub. He is no longer wearing the kini top. He is no longer wearing anything. I briefly thank the powers that be that I was not subjected to the image of the 'kini thong. But this man is naked. And he's standing about 10 feet from me. It's cold out, but not that cold. This is Texas afterall. Only a certain part of him is suffering from the cold. It looks like it's suffering a lot.
Then as quick as he came (no, not literally
) , he was off again. Running through the apartment carpark as naked as the day he was born.
Hmmm...