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prinz

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Our friend the prostate
« on: February 28, 2009, 10:10:00 AM »
Well guys what can I say ,I get a phyical every year. Last year my PSA went from 2.5 to 4.0..off to the specilist I go... The gland was slightly enlarged but nothing dramatic for a man in his 50s.. Biopsy time! Holy Shit! this has got to be the worst 20 min of a guys life...
             
                 He stabbed me 10 times...results were negitive...PSA six months later has risen to 6.0...another Biopsy...stabbed me 12 times...Im pissing blood clots for days and blood for a month...results negitive again...flash forward to last week and yearly phyical with regular doctor...PSA has slightly decreased to 5.4 .Ive cut back on coffee and drink more water also a glass of cranberry juice every day...In 3 months specilist will order another PSA...So we will see....I sure as hell dont want him stabbing me again...

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Palomine

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 11:49:47 AM »
 Sadly, there are MUCH worse 20 minutes. I hope things go ok.  

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notty

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 01:42:15 PM »
Is your semen bloody?
To paraphrase Poul Anderson, "Intelligence is a wonderful thing. It provides us with reasons for doing what we were going to do anyway."

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prinz

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 03:41:38 PM »
Quote:

notty said:
Is your semen bloody?


 It was! Yuck!

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 10:55:15 PM »
I've been normal so far ( knock on wood ). My father had prostate cancer at 79, but since it was caught early, he is OK and had some radiation treatments. He is 84 now and in 6 month he will be in full remission. Good luck to you brownshoe from the ol' bubblehead.

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 01:11:42 PM »
Quote:

prinz said:
Well guys what can I say ,I get a phyical every year. Last year my PSA went from 2.5 to 4.0..off to the specilist I go... The gland was slightly enlarged but nothing dramatic for a man in his 50s.. Biopsy time! Holy Shit! this has got to be the worst 20 min of a guys life...
             
                 He stabbed me 10 times...results were negitive...PSA six months later has risen to 6.0...another Biopsy...stabbed me 12 times...Im pissing blood clots for days and blood for a month...results negitive again...flash forward to last week and yearly phyical with regular doctor...PSA has slightly decreased to 5.4 .Ive cut back on coffee and drink more water also a glass of cranberry juice every day...In 3 months specilist will order another PSA...So we will see....I sure as hell dont want him stabbing me again...




I think I'll just faint now...
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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 06:43:14 PM »
Ow.

It's all for a good cause, though.
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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2009, 05:07:05 PM »
So far my yearly physical only has included the ol' finger up the butt, as my blood tests haven't shown a bad PSA yet.  Now, I pray to god it doesn't.  I didn't know that showing a bad PSA would cause that nasty stuff to happen, even if your prostate stays healthy.  

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prinz

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 09:59:00 PM »
yes they do like to stab you if its high...Just had it done for the 3rd time....still negative.. Next time in 6 months they will try a diffrent test.   Well at least nothing yet!  sigh.....

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 01:36:37 PM »
So far my yearly physical only has included the ol' finger up the butt, as my blood tests haven't shown a bad PSA yet.  Now, I pray to god it doesn't.  I didn't know that showing a bad PSA would cause that nasty stuff to happen, even if your prostate stays healthy.   <img src="/images//graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Ya know, it's wa-a-a-a-a-y more fun if a blonde with big bewbies does the finger thing...
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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 03:58:39 PM »
Ya know, it's wa-a-a-a-a-y more fun if a blonde with big bewbies does the finger thing...
My last "finger up the butt" (and I've had several lately... not all recreational, either) was by a petite blond.  Not busty, but I'm still a fan of short, slender fingers.
How would a girl with huge boobs ever know if she's truly interesting?

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pedonbio

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 12:37:39 PM »
In the last couple of months I've done some reading, and have been gratified by two discoveries: 1) My PSA is 1.7; and 2) There is an active debate in the medical community about finding a less painful way to do biopsies.
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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 12:55:59 PM »
By the way, just a fact:  If you masturbate within hours before your blood draw, the PSA number will be higher than normal.

So NO fapping/BEA-viewing before your blood draw!!

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pedonbio

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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 01:04:16 PM »
By the way, just a fact:  If you masturbate within hours before your blood draw, the PSA number will be higher than normal.

So NO fapping/BEA-viewing before your blood draw!!


Uh, I imagine that goes for sex, too?
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Re: Our friend the prostate
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2011, 08:06:02 PM »
I'm so glad I'm not a guy...
Technically, you never *stop* touching yourself...