Grammys were interesting... But largely disappointing... I hate how they give out the ones I want to see during the commercials and then run them on the side of the screen... Loved Train and Alicia Keyes performing...very stylish...but great (and highly-touted performer) Patti Labelle sang for all of twenty seconds, and the one I tuned in to see, Billy Joel and Tony Bennett on "New York State of Mind" was piss-poor.
Pink looked monstrous...like some fucking neon rooster--blecch... And for the love of God, can someone PLEEZE shoot Li'l Kim in the crotch so she finally has to cover it up? (Who else knew her first thanks would go to God? If He had a mouth like hers...) Surprise, I think Britney looked hotter than ever when she--yes, that's right folks--looked like she had class. Now, what does that teach us? And speaking of big surprises, it don't get no bigger'n Missy Elliott. Yes, I'll be here all week.
Highlight for me--Christina Aguilera's declicious body when she shed all but about three square inches of clothing onstage. Damn, she gets better every time I see her. Anybody get a load (pun not intended) of her ass when she turned to leave the mike after her acceptance speech??? .............Words FAIL me! And I thought it was great enough that her shorts were way up her ass, but there was more... It was like...like....two round bubbles of peachy goodness! The way those luscious, squishy, jellowy, juicy buttcheeks jiggled when she walked away literally left me breathless! 
Tell me I wasn't the only one. Who knew a butt could bounce like that on its own?! Did anyone get caps of this? Or even greater, mpegs?
And can anyone pass along any Yahoo! club links for her?
[ February 28, 2002: Message edited by: Goldeneye ]