Awesome. Fucking Awesome. I was a little kid again, watching a pumpkin/pitbull slobber all over Kitten's wonderful breasts. And Karen Mistal was on that show!!! I had no idea. I've been lusting over her since Return of the Killer Tomatoes, which is still George Clooney's best work. Seriously, watch RotKT, it's not nearly as bad as you would think.
Anyway, I felt like such a fool for even posting such a random request, and Xample, my friend, you fuckin' NAILED IT. Thanks again.