No kidding you are not a man ! In Goober's defence, most forum members are men.
LOL... I should hope gOOb knew that I was a woman.

I realize that a lot of guys have pix of buxom girls as their avatars, so that if you only saw my avatar you might not realize my gender, but my name
is Eliza D and I
have posted one or two pix of myself, indicating that they were me.

Just make sure you stay that way! 
Why? (not that I have any plans or desire to become a man!) What is it about my being a woman that you like?

(sorry that all this is taking away from the subject of the thread: hope no one minds!

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