Re: Sighting report, or: Will I burn in hell?
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2009, 10:38:15 AM »
I'd love to share a photo or three, but I think that would be a phenomenally bad idea for the best familial relations. Gotta play it cool and safe!

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Re: Sighting report, or: Will I burn in hell?
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2009, 09:52:37 AM »
Understood.

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Re: Sighting report, or: Will I burn in hell?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2009, 02:02:48 PM »
I faced such a quandry ages ago. I had a spectacularly-breasted cousin who was four years younger than I and went to school near my hometown. It helped that she had a reputation as a slut (Inside the large, rather dysfunctional family, she was referred to as "boy crazy".) I was totally intimidated by the whole situation, but we got to be friends. Finally, when I was 19 and had recently gotten rid of my virginity, she and I were having one of those "life is unfair" conversations that teenagers have, and I was complaining that girls could get laid if they wanted to, but for guys it was harder. She disagreed. On the spot she called up a friend of hers and asked if she wanted to go to a drive-in movie with a "college man". She gave me a name and an address. An hour later I picked up the friend, a rather plain-looking young lady who had what I would guess were D-cup boobs but didn't wear a bra and who spent most of the night introducing me to oral sex. I was grateful.

It was years later that it dawned on me: Who would be more likely to be friends with the local big-boobed slutty girls than a big-boobed slutty girl? It's been decades since I've been in touch, but I am still grateful.
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.