Okay, time to shift into a different gear. Anyone know what a Cowgirl is? No, she ain't a female rodeo contestant. There's plenty of examples over at Deviantart.
Anyhoo, saw this pic of Rose McGowan on a farm and inspiration hit me like a Charmed bolt of lightning.
No cow snout though... but huge boobs, cow ears, the tail and some cute horns oughta make this new item a fan favorite.