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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1920 on: May 03, 2018, 09:00:08 PM »
Political Tweet of the Day:
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May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.
-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore
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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1921 on: May 07, 2018, 07:51:47 PM »
SNL Opening - 5/5/18
Pretty much summarizes the State of the Presidency.



Can you ID all the "impersonators"?

(is a YouTube link - CLICKIT!)
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May we make wise choices in how and what we harvest,
may earth's weather turn kinder,
may there be enough food for all creatures,
may the diminishing light in our daytime skies
be met by an increasing compassion and tolerance
in our hearts.
-  Kathleen Jenks, Autumn Lore
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1922 on: May 08, 2018, 08:51:03 PM »
Quote from: rtpoe on May 07, 2018, 07:51:47 PM
SNL Opening - 5/5/18
Pretty much summarizes the State of the Presidency.



Can you ID all the "impersonators"?

(is a YouTube link - CLICKIT!)

Why, yes. Yes, I can. In order of appearance:

Ben Stiller as Michael "I'm going to jail, aren't I, boss?" Cohen

Alec Baldwin as the current occupant of the Oval

Martin Short as Harold "I'm going to lose my medical license for HIPAA violations, aren't I, boss?" Bornstein, M.D.

Kate McKinnon as Rudolph "if I haven't already, I'm going to lose my law license, aren't I, boss?" Guiliani

Aidy Bryant as Sarah Huckabee "Professional Liar" Sanders

Cecily Strong as Melania "Serial Plagiarist*" Knauss

Leslie Jones as Omarosa "Omarosa" Manigault

Beck Bennett as Mike "Just as Guilty as Everyone Else in This Clusterfuck" Pence

Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka "Complicit" Kushner

Jimmy Fallon as Jared "I'm probably going to join my dad in jail, aren't I, boss?" Kushner

Stephanie Clifford as "Stormy Daniels"


* turns out she was mistakenly ascribed as the author of the pamphlet by her staff
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Pendejo

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1923 on: May 09, 2018, 01:03:59 PM »
CNN

But, but... Stormy Daniels!!!
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Pendejo

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1924 on: May 10, 2018, 02:51:01 PM »
It's getting smaller day by MF'ing day
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1925 on: May 11, 2018, 03:20:10 AM »
So in regards to Trumpelstilskens idiocy decision to end their part of the Iran contract, it somehow reminds me a joke:

A car driver is driving on the highway when the FM alarms the car drivers of ONE wrong-way driver. The car driver on the highway answers to himself: What a fake news media speaker! ONE wrong-way driver? No way! There are literally HUNDREDS!
« Last Edit: May 11, 2018, 01:48:54 PM by andrat2000 »
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1926 on: May 11, 2018, 03:23:41 AM »
Quote from: Pendejo on May 10, 2018, 02:51:01 PM
It's getting smaller day by MF'ing day

Yes this meme is astonishing for me as European. Not much of the Obama legislation was really "left" or "communist" how "left politics" is often referenced in the US. It was good, solid, liberal, even coservative, but always thoughtful legacy.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1927 on: May 11, 2018, 11:05:29 AM »
Quote from: andrat2000 on May 11, 2018, 03:23:41 AM
Yes this meme is astonishing for me as European. Not much of the Obama legislation was really "left" or "communist" how "left politics" is often referenced in the US. It was good, solid, liberal, even coservative, but always thoughtful legacy.

Certain people think that the words "leftist" or "socialist" are pejorative, when actually they're not. Such people have very little critical thinking ability and are more susceptible to being hoodwinked by "strongmen".

When the only measure of your "achievements" is destroying the "legacy" of your predecessor, despite the policies of your predecessor actually being beneficial to the majority of the citizens of the country...and when you take credit for the policies of your predecessor that are working (e.g. the economy) while not taking credit for your current policies that are wrecking the economy (e.g. the budget deficit)...then you not only have a problem, you are a problem.

This current "administration" proves one thing: it is by far easier to destroy than to build.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1928 on: May 14, 2018, 07:18:01 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1929 on: May 14, 2018, 10:31:36 PM »
 That explains a lot.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1930 on: May 16, 2018, 02:51:24 PM »
Damn egomaniac! We will get him soon with Russia collusion! Or that Stormy Daniels thing!

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Imagine if Obama, Kamala, or Biden survived two assassination attempts and the media not publicly destroying the reputation of everyone who issued even the most mild criticism of them and then just dropping the story completely.

Yeah, I cannot either.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1931 on: May 28, 2018, 11:36:36 PM »
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"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1932 on: May 29, 2018, 08:19:59 AM »
Up is down, left is right.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1933 on: May 29, 2018, 12:36:12 PM »
Quote from: Pendejo on May 29, 2018, 08:19:59 AM
Up is down, left is right.
Elizabeth Warren has native american blood in here and presumptous to think that any Native Americans all live in the reservation and not serve our country and Ben Carson is what you would call a Uncle Tom that betrays African Americans civil rights. The lady in the middle is a valid nutcase.
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"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."
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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1934 on: May 30, 2018, 02:59:04 AM »
Quote from: 3deroticer on May 29, 2018, 12:36:12 PM
The lady in the middle is a valid nutcase.

Speaking of nuts*...


* she owns a macadamia farm and before the revival (and subsequent canceling) of the reboot of her eponymous sitcom yesterday she had a reality show about it
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