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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #315 on: April 21, 2014, 07:31:15 PM »
.... just about the time women are hitting their sexual peak, men are discovering they have a favorite chair.
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pedonbio

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #316 on: April 22, 2014, 03:30:43 PM »
.... just about the time women are hitting their sexual peak, men are discovering they have a favorite chair.

Yes; that moment when the hot chick from high school who got pissed when you touched her boob sends you a FB message to see if you want to spend the night. But she looks like a sumo wrestler now...
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #317 on: April 22, 2014, 09:32:18 PM »
You have a cough for more than three days and suspect it's TB.
You feel pain in your limbs and you think it must be arthritis.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #318 on: April 29, 2014, 06:38:37 PM »
 :-\
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #319 on: April 29, 2014, 07:05:49 PM »
When you have to debate how you're going to fall asleep after +20 years of on your front, almost 20 years on your side, and wondering how long you can do either before the pain kicks in enough to make you switch.
Embrace the facts, uphold the truth.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #320 on: May 07, 2014, 02:09:16 AM »
......you can remember these manly odors:

A well-used automotive repair garage. A mixture of oil, grease, tires, with a faint cigarette smell.
 A baseball glove/mitt - Dirt, grass, leather and sweat from a well-used mitt.
 Pipe smoke - reminds me of my grandpa, one of the manliest men to ever walk the earth.
 Gunsmoke/spent ammunition
 Barbershop
 Sawdust
 Whiskey/Bourbon
 Old Spice cologne
 Campfire
 The smell of an old 1960`s car.

Pal chimes in: the smell of American cars made though the early 1970s is so distinctive. I assume it's the adhesives, but maybe owes something to the carpets and vinyl, etc.. in the interiors. It is SO evocative to me (of my dads 1965 Olds Vista Cruiser).
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pedonbio

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #321 on: May 13, 2014, 08:56:17 PM »
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #322 on: May 22, 2014, 10:53:14 PM »
Not so much "old" as a sign of maturity:

When you realize that just because you don't like a movie/song/tv show/etc., that doesn't mean it's utter garbage.
rtpoe

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With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

-  Li Po, Summer in the Mountains

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #323 on: May 25, 2014, 05:48:34 PM »
exercise is not a choice, but a necessity.




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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #324 on: May 26, 2014, 08:34:29 PM »
...you wait for the first commercial break to go take a piss, and you're there for so long that you miss the rest of the program.
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #325 on: May 29, 2014, 09:53:19 AM »
 :)
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #326 on: May 29, 2014, 09:58:08 PM »
... they automatically give you the senior discounts and don't even bother to ask or see your ID.  :P

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #327 on: May 30, 2014, 03:08:28 AM »
 8)
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #328 on: May 30, 2014, 07:24:22 PM »
... you have a 4th n 5th kid on the way
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #329 on: May 30, 2014, 11:43:24 PM »
... you have a 4th n 5th kid on the way


You do ? Congratulations !  :)