Not knowing who the top-selling recording artists are?! Welcome to middle age (even if you've arrived a bit early chronologically). <- a peck on the cheek for the middle-aged lady.
nuuuu i'm not even 30 yet!
It must be those prior lives.
...you can admit that you're a bit more interested in your friend's lasagna (or enchiladas, or linguini with clams, etc...) than in the contents of her blouse.
I`m sorry to hear that.
Don't be. Like bosoms, some lasagnas are more exceptional than others.
...you realize those sci-fi movies foretelling how the future will look are way off.