[Zealot]

I've thought about that, Zealot, and I think it's incomplete. You know you're getting old when you remember when a book came out, and now it's past the "future" described: 1984; 2001; Back to the Future.

Let's not forget when you see movies depicting a dystopian future,and everyone thinks it's such an "original" story,and you can name two or more old movies that had the same idea years before.Of course,nobody has ever heard of them. Hunger Games fans are totally unaware of Battle Royale.

[gOOber]

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[Robin_K2]

I had my first colostomy today. 

[gonZo]

Do you mean colonoscopy? Because there's a big difference... 

[Robin_K2]

Do you mean colonoscopy? Because there's a big difference... 

Yes, I meant colonoscopy.
(Another sign of getting old brain-drift.) 

[Palomine]

I had my first colostomy today. 

Mazel tov! Welcome to middle age.

[gOOber]

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[solvegas]

Remember when snap, crackle and pop was only referring to Rice Krispies cereal and not your joints or muscles ? 

[gOOber]

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

[rtpoe]

A book about something you lived through appears in the History section at the library.

[TheZookie007]

...you watch the musical guest on Saturday Night Live and immediately start griping about how in your day they knew how to play instruments, dammit!

[solvegas]

When you say that late night TV was so much better when Johnny Carson was on it and some Millennial k1d says...." Who ? ".

[TheZookie007]

...for you, "late-night TV" starts at 7 pm.

[MaxBigfoot]

Some people are surprised that you game.   

[solvegas]

You saw the Moon landing on live TV in glorious black and white but the k1ds seem more impressed when you tell them your job in High School was at a service station and gasoline was $0.23 a gallon.