[pedonbio]

When I cum too early, and I'm not even in the movie.

Double plus funny!

[pedonbio]

This is pretty far down the list, but my complaints have to do with professionalism. For example, facials have become a staple of blowjob movies in part to "prove" that sex is really going on, and most porn photographers aren't competent or experienced enough to film a swallowing episode well. Likewise, when there is a 20-minute "cruising" scene (like every Bang Bros video), it means that whoever edited the video didn't know what he was doing.

A mild defense of Ron Jeremy's later work--Anybody who buys one of his videos knows what he's getting, and there really is something mildly charming about his "Oh, I have to fuck another spectacular model" attitude. I suspect that by now it's a really hot experience for Ron to fuck somebody without a camera and lights in the room.

[tdotter]

A few more.
-when the actors are screwing while standing up on a wet surface(shower,whirlpool)and are too concerned about slipping to properly get into the scene.
-when the actress has a hairy pussy and the guy shaves her during the scene.Does nothing for me.Either she keeps her pussy hair or have her shave off camera.
-scenes from mid 80's and before.Too many of them are too short.A lot of them barely last 10 minutes.
-when the male actor looks like a **29**.I have a DVD and this one actor looks like the rapper Eminem.With the same dumb looking bleached blond hair to boot.
-when the actor cums and none or very little of his cum lands on the actress even though she is right in front of his dick.

[Palomine]

-scenes from mid 80's and before.Too many of them are too short.A lot of them barely last 10 minutes.

Older porn (before the home video revolution got fully underway) was often shot with Super 8(mm) cameras, which used film cartridges of relatively finite length, hence the shorter scenes/films. Even earlier standard/regular 8mm cameras used film on spools (like 16mm cameras) which were also fairly brief in duration compared with most video/tape formats, let alone with digital cameras today which use large memory cards.

For the curious, here's a comprehensive/concise page that talks about Super8 (it was intended/used as a consumer format before Betamax/VHS): http://motion.kodak.com/motion/Products/Production/Spotlight_on_Super_8/Super_8mm_Resources/tip.htm

-when the actor cums and none or very little of his cum lands on the actress even though she is right in front of his dick.

I agree... I guess maybe it's a guy thing, but one of the most delightful things about porn (and sex in real life for that matter) is seeing the result... the 'glorious aftermath' if you will.

[pedonbio]

-When music is being played through the whole scene.This is usually done in older porn.

You're right, it happens a lot in older porn. One of the first cases I took to trial when I worked in the business was when BMI sued a couple of local porn theaters for playing "their" music when it was the background to a porn flick. The producers hadn't paid any royalties or licensed the music, and usually the producers were fly-by-night hoods with a 16mm camera who had dubbed the sound on an editing board.

We got into the weeds and BMI was working on proving that the music was in fact a tune that their client had written. They played the music as written and their expert identified it. For cross examination I played the movie and asked whether the background music was the same. The sound quality was so bad that the expert couldn't identify it as the same music. It was fun.

-This I notice happens in almost every scene nowadays.When the male constantly pulls out to gets his dick sucked.It seems like an actor can't screw more than a few minutes without pulling out and getting sucked more.

When I see that I wonder whather the guy has ever had sex with a real partner, though it is really just a director's decision.

[gOOber]

I don`t like porn scenes that are insanely fast and furious like it`s a timed event. Slow and sensual is sexy too.

[tdotter]

Randy Spears
It's the faces he makes when he's screwing.He looks like he is so not enjoying what he is doing.He has a look of a serial killer.
Also,any facial abuse or ghetto gagger type scenes.

[tdotter]

A few more:
-I don't know why this bothers me but it does.When a white guy has a very dark looking cock.Like he went camping in the desert one day with only his cock out suntanning.
-when the actress looks directly into the camera while she is being fucked.It tells me that she is performing.Anything in porn that reminds you that you are watching a porn is not good.
-when the actor does not make any noise or makes any comments during the scene that lets you know that he is enjoying it.I watched a scene where Ron Jeremy pretended that he was asleep the whole time he was getting a blowjob.I'm pretty sure the scene was with Kayla Kleavage.
Lexington Steele and Justin Slayer are great at letting the viewer know that they are enjoying what they are doing.Lexington sounds like he is being stabbed when he cums.
-this seemed to have been more popular in the 90's porn era because I don't see it too much today.
Those micro pen-sized cameras that went deep inside a girl's pussy and the viewer ended up thinking that they were watching a scene from "Alien".
Porn is not a science class on the human body.