[TheZookie007]

NotElvis, are you Persian? Halet chetore?

Ok, it's been close to TWO YEARS and I just saw your reply now.

Not too bad, actually - though, I don't know enough of the mother tongue to ask where the restroom is.  A few words here and there, though, and those two are among them...

I've nearly forgotten all the Farsi my ex-girlfriend taught me but I've never reduced my appreciation for the beauty to be found among Iranian women.

[NotElvis]

That might well be more Farsi than I've ever learned.  I can manage numbers, and a few words/phrases that I remember from childhood.  According to my mother, prior to Kindergarten, I was able to read and write a little bit of it.

And, oh yes, my people are, at times a beautiful people.  When one of us gets it right . . . hot damn!

(yay me on timely responses!)

[TheZookie007]

And, oh yes, my people are, at times a beautiful people.  When one of us gets it right . . . hot damn!

Too true...too true!

God, I miss her so much...

[NotElvis]

How long ago did you know her, if you don't mind my asking?

[TheZookie007]

How long ago did you know her, if you don't mind my asking?

Four years now.

(looks off into the distance)

Damn. I should look for her number and see what she's been up to...

[TheZookie007]

I still like her, despite her boobs being slightly deflated, because she's getting fitter.

[NotElvis]

Whoa, if she has a sister whose idea of fitness is "fitness whole pizza in my mouth" then I need to know!    Ye gods!

[TheZookie007]

On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, on now, MJ weighed her boobs (using the time-honored "press them against a kitchen scale" technique). Supposedly, they weigh eight pounds (3.6 kg).

[TheZookie007]

Asa is now a couple of months gone...so we can only hope that her boobs grow as large as her fantastic ass, in the manner of Mal Malloy.