I looked into all the social services type avenues and the big kicker is they require an income. It's for people who don't make enough to afford an apartment. The options for zero income are literally the mission, shelter, or street.
I don't have any friends with the means to help me. Either their SO won't go for it (1 friend) or they already have someone on their couch, or they are on a couch lol. Sigh. Times are really tough in this area methinks.
I have a buddy in California who would probably put me up, he has a lot of room, but he's on vacation in Tokyo until thursday and I don't want to ruin it by asking him, so I'm waiting until he's home. I'd rather not move out of MN but can't be picky.
I don't have a tent but the weather is good right now so maybe I could go for a wooded area.