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The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:45:09 AM »
Someday technology will make it possible to record memories on something like an MP3. The first one I want to get is Ron Jeremy's. For all the things that get said about him by guys, he's a pretty cool dude, and over the last 40 years he has banged about 2,000 of the finest women on the planet. Here he is doing some inserting into Barbara Alton:
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 07:28:14 AM »
Nikki King:
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 08:14:12 AM »
Whitney Wonders:
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 10:51:52 AM »
^ Glad to see Ron dressed up for the occasion.
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 10:59:24 AM »
I've noticed the first three photographs of this thread show Ron in the late 70's, early 80's, next one in the late 80's and with Whitney Wonders in the 90's and the enormous amount of weight he gained. I myself can't say I've done any better but then I don't work in a industry that is dependent on body looks. The ravages of time indeed.

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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 11:07:33 AM »
I've noticed the first three photographs of this thread show Ron in the late 70's, early 80's, next one in the late 80's and with Whitney Wonders in the 90's and the enormous amount of weight he gained. I myself can't say I've done any better but then I don't work in a industry that is dependent on body looks. The ravages of time indeed.

As hetero men are the primary consumers of straight porn, it stands to reason that male viewers don't care/aren't put off by Ron's "decline" (to paraphrase you). It's even quite possible that they prefer to see a tubby/shlubby guy pummeling and pounding every available hole on his usually-splendid-looking partners, rather than some GQ covermodel wannabe with whom they can't identify, let alone compete.

Personally, I don't really much care what the guy in a porn vid looks like, other than him being well endowed, since that makes for better visuals in/on the female co-star. In that respect, Ron's very well qualified. ;) And btw, plenty of fans were into Fat Elvis. ;)

Attached is a cap from the (non-Score) anal vid that Ron did with Minka (the better-quality stills did appear in Score I think, which is why I used the cap instead).
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 11:10:54 AM »
You're right I guess. After all, like Ron likes to say " I'm porking her too. "  ;D

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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 05:44:38 PM »
He's the working man's porn star. And one of the most down-to-earth dudes you'd ever meet. I can't say this of any other male porn star, but Ron Jeremy seems like the kind of dude I would be quite happy to have a few beers with.
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 06:25:22 PM »
Ron working with Chantelle Stevens:
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2015, 06:31:11 PM »
With Candye Kane:
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2015, 06:48:52 PM »
One of Ron's multiple appearances with Christy Canyon, that lucky sumunabeech!

Christy Canyon - Ron Jeremy (Educating Mandy) ULd OTF RJ

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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2015, 02:21:22 AM »
A lot of people say he's fat or hairy or whatever.

They're just jealous.

He's banged more women than they ever will.
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2015, 12:47:27 PM »
A lot of people say he's fat or hairy or whatever.

They're just jealous.

He's banged more women than they ever will.

...and been paid to do it.   ::)
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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2015, 01:53:19 PM »
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and childr3n are the FBI

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Re: The Adventures of Ron Jeremy
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2015, 03:44:25 PM »
...and been paid to do it.   ::)

still counts ;)
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