Is that Anne Hathaway though? 0.o?
Expansion Extremists Bust Up the Golden GlobesWhen a group styling themselves the Maximum Mammary League unleashed their expansion ray at the Grammy Awards, the hype and navel-gazing was utterly eclipsed when onlookers were left gazing at a far more unusual and, frankly, far more interesting sight.With starlets overflowing their red carpet finest left and right, many were expecting the awards ceremony to be called off, but producers were insistant that the show go on, as the now hyper-busty actress Kat Dennings explained to us after the show:“I’m standing there with my dress stretched to bursting in front of me, trying not to go tits-first onto the red carpet, and security’s like ‘Cancel the show! Get the mealtickets to safety’! Then the producer comes out, and he’s shouting ‘Nobody leaves! Keep the cameras rolling! This is going to be the biggest show ever!’ ““It was pretty cool,” she went on to add, “when it came to the photo line, I ended up just letting the girls bounce free – it’s not like you couldn't see everything anyway."A spokeswoman for the Free the Nipple campaign, from which the Maximum Mammary League split last year, decried the incident as “A bit impossible sounding, really,” adding “Wait, that really happened? Holy shit that’s so fucking hot how do I get one of those expansion ray things for myself?"In a statement released by the MML claiming responsibility for the act, the group stated that they “would have preferred to make it the Oscars, or maybe the Golden Globes for the pun, but we decided we couldn’t wait.”.It’s not all fun and games, though. As always in the media, the bottom line never far from people’s minds. Speaking to us confidentially, one staffer told us that “with the average bust size of our leading ladies now at the other end of the alphabet, we’re are expecting that the coming year will see some of our most profitable works ever.”