You are driving back from fishing and hunting with your buddy. "Hey, 2 exits ahead is a dairy farm. We really need to stop and take the tour." You tell him that you aren't really interested in going on some kidified tour of a dairy farm. "No, dude. Like, we REALLY need to go on the tour. Trust me." You begrudgingly agree seeing he is being so adamant. You buy your tickets and walk to the waiting area. You notice the group seems to be all men, very few kids and women. Eventually the door opens and the tour guide steps out. "Hey, I see we have some repeat customers today! Welcome to the dairy!"
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