Okay then - the next contestant.
Petra Verkaik.
https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Petra_Verkaik
The site says 32I (I didn't think there was an 'I') I feel this may be wrong?
I don’t know where they’re getting that from. 32 is probably about right, given her height. But, I’d say she’s probably a 32G, maybe GG at a push.
In terms of above, west-east is how some women describe how their boobs are set (each boob points a little bit to the west and east). East-west is rare. Some boobs are “low set” - meaning they hang or droop (or the roots are slightly lower down the torso). Then you get full-on-top - where your boobs have a rounded shape at the top of the boobs, or full-on-bottom, where most of the tissue and weight is on the underside. Some women are high set, where their boobs are quite rounded and nearer the top of their torso. Some women are close set, where their boobs sit tightly together in the middle - some women are wide-set, where their boobs are quite far apart (this often happens with implants). And then you have a load of other descriptions (mostly just unofficial or anecdotal) to describe boob shape (often based on fruit) - and there’s also descriptions of nipples that vary too (dinner plates, 45’ record, compact disc, perky, inverted, protruding, volume knob, cleat, soccer stud, light switch, pacifier etc etc etc).