[Margaret]

In terms of above, west-east is how some women describe how their boobs are set (each boob points a little bit to the west and east).

Jeez, I had no idea - like the Eskimos have lots of words for snow.   It is fascinating to hear how many types of boobs there are (yes, I've seen a lot of variation) but I didn't know you ladies had a term for each type.

East-west is rare. Some boobs are “low set” - meaning they hang or droop (or the roots are slightly lower down the torso). Then you get full-on-top - where your boobs have a rounded shape at the top of the boobs, or full-on-bottom, where most of the tissue and weight is on the underside.

Where possible I wonder if you could illustrate that with some of the models we estimate.  Only if you feel a distinct feature as described above with that individual. 

Some women are high set, where their boobs are quite rounded and nearer the top of their torso. Some women are close set, where their boobs sit tightly together in the middle - some women are wide-set, where their boobs are quite far apart (this often happens with implants). And then you have a load of other descriptions (mostly just unofficial or anecdotal) to describe boob shape (often based on fruit)

The only description I can recall a woman using to describe a type of breast is ski slope shape - where the profile exhibits a ski slope type shape.

and there’s also descriptions of nipples that vary too (dinner plates, 45’ record, compact disc, perky, inverted, protruding, volume knob, cleat, soccer stud, light switch, pacifier etc etc etc).

I am trying to picture each type in my head as I read - some I can identify, and other not so - pacifier?

Of course. I’ll add these descriptions as I go.

Pacifier = nipples that look like a **09**’s pacifier (a “dummy” in UK-speak).

[Hiram]

Pacifier = nipples that look like a **09**’s pacifier (a “dummy” in UK-speak).

Ah got it - and I never knew that a pacifier was a dummy.

Okay, back to some estimates.

Valory Irene (Slava Ukraini)

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Valory_Irene

The site says 34G - I think she could be bigger than that to honest. And ah, some of the nipples you mentioned.

[Hiram]

Okay - the next challenger is:

Taylor Stevens.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Taylor_Stevens - 36I (nope)

[Margaret]

Pacifier = nipples that look like a **09**’s pacifier (a “dummy” in UK-speak).

Ah got it - and I never knew that a pacifier was a dummy.

Okay, back to some estimates.

Valory Irene (Slava Ukraini)

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Valory_Irene

The site says 34G - I think she could be bigger than that to honest. And ah, some of the nipples you mentioned.

34GG/H maybe?

[Margaret]

Okay - the next challenger is:

Taylor Stevens.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Taylor_Stevens - 36I (nope)

There doesn’t seem to be any consistency in this lady’s weight, so it’s hard to determine what her (current) size is. It could be anything. 

[Hiram]

There doesn’t seem to be any consistency in this lady’s weight, so it’s hard to determine what her (current) size is. It could be anything.

Fair point - her weight has fluctuated quite a bit. Tricky to get a measure on her size.

As we don't have a K cup yet on our list (KK not K) I thought I'd find a model that reports to have a K cupped bra.

Alexsis Faye.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alexsis_Faye

38K - not sure myself.
 

[Hiram]

So far then:

Ines Cudna 34 F Roberta Pedon 34 GG Bea Flora 34 HH Angela White 32 FF Eva Herzigova 30 E Sensual Jane 34 GG Kelly Madison 34 J Fiona Siciliano 30 G Brandy Ryder 40 G Lilith Grant 34 J Milena Velba 34 KK Kira Liv 36 L April O'Neill 28 FF Maria Whittaker 30 GG Sam Fox 28 FF Abbi Secraa 36 LL Kerry Marie 36 H Terry Nova 34 H Alex Jones 30 E Sarah Nicola Randall    30 JJ Lorna Morgan 30 JJ Alexis May 32 F Mady Gio 32 HH Virginia Bell 32 GG Montana Mounds 34 GG Joyce Gibson 34 G Marilyn Lange 34 F Janet Lupo 30 G September  Carrino 28 J Christina Lucci 32 F Sensual Jane 34 G Antonella Kahllo 32 KK Joey Fisher. 32 G Juliana Simms 40 G Yulia Nova 30 H Petra Verkaik. 32 G Valory Irene 34 GG

[Margaret]

There doesn’t seem to be any consistency in this lady’s weight, so it’s hard to determine what her (current) size is. It could be anything.

Fair point - her weight has fluctuated quite a bit. Tricky to get a measure on her size.

As we don't have a K cup yet on our list (KK not K) I thought I'd find a model that reports to have a K cupped bra.

Alexsis Faye.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alexsis_Faye

38K - not sure myself.

She’s big, but I don’t think she’s a 38K. Possibly more like a 36HH. If she was a K, I’d be expecting boobs almost the size of Leanne Crow or Rachel Aldana.

[Margaret]

So far then:

Ines Cudna 34 F Roberta Pedon 34 GG Bea Flora 34 HH Angela White 32 FF Eva Herzigova 30 E Sensual Jane 34 GG Kelly Madison 34 J Fiona Siciliano 30 G Brandy Ryder 40 G Lilith Grant 34 J Milena Velba 34 KK Kira Liv 36 L April O'Neill 28 FF Maria Whittaker 30 GG Sam Fox 28 FF Abbi Secraa 36 LL Kerry Marie 36 H Terry Nova 34 H Alex Jones 30 E Sarah Nicola Randall    30 JJ Lorna Morgan 30 JJ Alexis May 32 F Mady Gio 32 HH Virginia Bell 32 GG Montana Mounds 34 GG Joyce Gibson 34 G Marilyn Lange 34 F Janet Lupo 30 G September  Carrino 28 J Christina Lucci 32 F Sensual Jane 34 G Antonella Kahllo 32 KK Joey Fisher. 32 G Juliana Simms 40 G Yulia Nova 30 H Petra Verkaik. 32 G Valory Irene 34 GG

34G looking popular.

[Hiram]

34G looking popular.

Yeah it is shaping up that way - obviously this isn't a representation of the general population, but still, interesting.

Okay, trying to find a K cup.

Alicia Loren

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alicia_Loren

38K?  This seems fairly realistic, and she 5' 8"

[Margaret]

34G looking popular.

Yeah it is shaping up that way - obviously this isn't a representation of the general population, but still, interesting.

Okay, trying to find a K cup.

Alicia Loren

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alicia_Loren

38K?  This seems fairly realistic, and she 5' 8"

Yep. Definitely in K/KK possibly even L territory. 38 seems about right too. I’d go for 38K. She is quite low set - so once the boobs are in the cups and lifted, a K would probably work.

[Hiram]

I’d go for 38K. She is quite low set - so once the boobs are in the cups and lifted, a K would probably work.

Our first K cup. 

I guess the idea of measuring when a woman is leaning forward is to compensate for having a low set?

I thought I'd balance the list a bit with a lady with a smaller bust. 

Amanda Davidson

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Amanda_Davidson

34C seems okay, we have no height info though.

[Margaret]

I’d go for 38K. She is quite low set - so once the boobs are in the cups and lifted, a K would probably work.

Our first K cup. 

I guess the idea of measuring when a woman is leaning forward is to compensate for having a low set?

I thought I'd balance the list a bit with a lady with a smaller bust. 

Amanda Davidson

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Amanda_Davidson

34C seems okay, we have no height info though.

If she’s a 34 back, then she’s going to be more like a 34E, but I think she’s more like a 28F. 

In terms of measuring, yes - you get a leaning bust because low set boobs can be deceptive. You sometimes find that boobs which look flat all of a sudden assume a huge amount of volume when you pop them into the cups and they round out.

[Hiram]

If she’s a 34 back, then she’s going to be more like a 34E, but I think she’s more like a 28F. 

Cheers I will put her down as a 28F.

In terms of measuring, yes - you get a leaning bust because low set boobs can be deceptive. You sometimes find that boobs which look flat all of a sudden assume a huge amount of volume when you pop them into the cups and they round out.

That must be weird experience for women, where your boobs, albeit the same volume can look and probably feel quite different depending on the bra.

Next on the list is:

Abigail Ratchford (Another green eyed beauty)

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Abigail_Ratchford

36E - 5' 8" so quite tall.

[Margaret]

If she’s a 34 back, then she’s going to be more like a 34E, but I think she’s more like a 28F. 

Cheers I will put her down as a 28F.

In terms of measuring, yes - you get a leaning bust because low set boobs can be deceptive. You sometimes find that boobs which look flat all of a sudden assume a huge amount of volume when you pop them into the cups and they round out.

That must be weird experience for women, where your boobs, albeit the same volume can look and probably feel quite different depending on the bra.

Next on the list is:

Abigail Ratchford (Another green eyed beauty)

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Abigail_Ratchford

36E - 5' 8" so quite tall.

I don’t think she’s a 36 back. 34, at a push. Probably 32. And probably around 32/34G.