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You can never have enough teeth

Kinda reminds me of the movie "The Coneheads" when Dan Ackroyd is at the dentist office and the dentist asks him to open his mouth and he opens super wide, and you see a bunch of rows of teeth, but the dentist never loses his cool. 

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Forgot to post this one, earlier.  Another early dimensional tunneling and summoning experiment by the park’s founders.

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We do have a problem with the demons consuming guests during the rides: “But they’re so yummy!”

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We do have a problem with the demons consuming guests during the rides: “But they’re so yummy!”

Eating your guests is not a good business practice.

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We do have a problem with the demons consuming guests during the rides: “But they’re so yummy!”

Eating your guests is not a good business practice.

Right?  And yet, it happens. 

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Welcome to Bonkers!  Cthulhuland’s most deranged theme park yet!  Open for one week—and one week only.  Our scientists figured out how to prop open the dimensional portal to this demented cesspool for seven days.

Enter at your own risk.

Good times not guaranteed.

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Welcome to Bonkers!  Cthulhuland’s most deranged theme park yet!  Open for one week—and one week only.  Our scientists figured out how to prop open the dimensional portal to this demented cesspool for seven days.

Enter at your own risk.

Good times not guaranteed.

More from Bonkers

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And then there was Clown Town.  Another one of Cthulhuland’s theme parks, I’ll be the first to admit that it’s not a very pleasant place to be.  Clown Town is NOT for the faint of heart. Would you dare enter this hellish carnival of carnage and mayhem and challenge your Coulrophobia?

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You might not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you can bet that what’s inside Clown Town is at least as awful as the outside suggests

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All sorts of cannibalistic mayhem going on in Clown Town

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Tammy, distraught from a bad marriage, disappeared into Clown Town one rainy afternoon.  Unfortunately, it seems she didn’t read the signs which clearly state: “DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRINK THE TAP WATER”.

Well, this is what happens when you don’t read signs.

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Tammy, distraught from a bad marriage, disappeared into Clown Town one rainy afternoon.  Unfortunately, it seems she didn’t read the signs which clearly state: “DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRINK THE TAP WATER”.

Well, this is what happens when you don’t read signs.

Apparently, the effects just get worse

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…and worse

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The Dark Ride - One of my favorites

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These girls are truly BFFs for ever now!  Welcome to Esoterica, ladies!  Cthulhuland’s newest theme park!

Seriously, though, if you or anyone you know suddenly experiences a loss of atomic cohesion, rapid proton decay, spontaneous merging of extremities, or any form of mutation, please contact out customer service hotline, immediately. Cthulhuland cares!