As the sun is setting and you spill out into the street, you see your neighbor coming up the road towards the screaming so you go the opposite way, which leads into the main castle. You run past the guards who turn to pursue you. You are not wearing armor and can easily outrun them. You snake through several rooms and halls, eventually coming to the throne room. The queen is sitting there, alone, no one around. You hear the guards marching through the halls outside, but they don't enter.
The queen looks up at you with a sad look. "Peasant. I need someone to talk to. Please approach."
You nervously look around, but you do as you are told. You step up on the steps leading to the throne and kneel before the queen. You hear the guards continue down the hall away from you.
"Please, do not kneel. I need a friend more than a commoner right now." You stand back up and then sit on the top step. The queen continues, "I have been married to the king for several months now and he has yet to consummate our marriage. I keep finding him bedding busty wenches. Alas, I am lacking the equipment the king desires." She looks down and gestures at her flat chest. "I hate my father for forc ing me into this marriage, but I know I did it for my kingdom." She looks at you with sad eyes. "Do you find me attractive?"
You reply, "Of course, your highness. There is no finer in the land."
"Thank you, but the words of a commoner mean nothing to me. For you it is like looking at the sun and the sun asking you if you think it is bright." You furrow your brow as you thought she wanted a friend right now. "If there were only a way to give my husband what he desires."
You raise your eyebrow. "My queen, what if I told you I could give you what you want?" The queen cocks her head, "You? Even my best court wizards could not. What makes you think you could do better than them?" You frown, looking at the ground, "Lets just say I have been practicing." You hear the guards starting to return and it sounds like they are opening every door coming down the halls.
The queen says, "I am intrigued. But how can I trust you? How do I not know you would do me harm?" You hear the guards approaching the throne room doors.
"Perhaps a demonstration is in order? But, my queen, the guards come for me. I slipped past them hiding from the consequences of my practice. Please, if you can call them off I will show you what I can do." The guards burst into the throne room and charge towards you.
The queen calls out, "Guards, this person is here on my authority. Stand down." The guards stop abruptly, then kneel before the queen. One of the guards speaks, "My apologies, my queen. We did not see you here. You should be in the royal bed chambers."
The queen says, "The king is there with his concubine. I came here to be alone with my thoughts, then my friend arrived."
The guard eyes you, "Your friend ran past us. Why did they not have us announce their arrival to you?"
The queen laughs, "I do not want the king knowing my friend is here. You know how jealous he can be." She winks at you.
The guards stand up. "Yes, the king is jealous and we recommend you let us escort your friend out of here. Should he find you with a man, much less a commoner, he will send him and you to the gallows."
The queen nods, then looks at you. "So, what do you need for your demonstration?" You scan the guards and notice one woman guard. You tell the queen, "Mayhap I can demonstrate on the lass in armor?" The female guard looks around nervously, then points to herself.
The queen points to the woman guard and says, "Please approach my throne. I have a task for you." The woman guard walks nervously up to the throne. The queen looks at you. "Now, show me what you wish to do for me."
You gesture at the guard and say, "MAMMIFY!"
The guard looks shocked as her breasts grow to immense size, popping her chestplate off. She holds it up along with her massive breasts, then looks at the queen. "Does this please your highness?"
ŠPunchy