[midsize]

I think we've got it all wrong! Those brown square things are the Wrath of God. That's how the Almighty dispatches the kittens. Just imagine, every time someone whacks off, some of those brown things chase down a kitten and... well...

I'm surprised they've never been caught on film before now; you'd think we'd be up to our ears in the damn things. What I'd like to know is: if God punishes kittens for us spilling our seed on the ground, what onanistic member of the animal kingdom accounts for human mortality?

[peter]

Ouch!  I think it's plankton...or amebas(scuse the spelling)either really tiny things that die all the time or single celled parameciums.

[William]

And here I always believed God created cats for .22 practice.

[peter]

I prefer a bolt action 30 30.(kittens make a neat popping sound when hit with that.)  

.......just kidding.

[MunchWolf]

Bah, using cats for target practice ... what kind of sickos are you  You're supposed to be using them for ammunition

-Munch "It's called a catapult for a reason" Wolf

[BillN]

Let's see what is it that they yell at the skeet range?  Oh yeah, "PULL"!  

[peter]

BOOM..        
Did I get it???  

Hey ED I got a white one!!!

[prinz]

oh the humanity!  sometimes around my place a cat or a bunny will find its way into the back yard without my knowing it...But when I open the kennel gates to feed the dogs and give them the run of the fenced back yard they know it...then the poor little things are at the mercy of the great white sled dogs.. not a pretty site I must say..All nine lives down the drain just like that.. regards PE