[Shara]

I think this is very recent where she displayed her
custom workout designed exclusively to "maximize the gluteus":

does it have to be done with high heels. Cuz I do a lot of squats and my ass isn't even close to that

[SwitcherX]

does it have to be done with high heels. Cuz I do a lot of squats and my ass isn't even close to that

Not just regular high heels, but platform high heels made out of lucite..

[SwitcherX]

Ice-T's wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don't even know how to process whatever the hell this is I'm looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the other part is screaming for me to grab a trident and protect the mainland from Poseidon's warbeast. I don't even know.


I'm removing the links to this photoset because it contains photos of a person under the age of 18. Since this is a porn forum, any image of any chi!d is prohibited here.

[anakinsrise]

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Ice-T's wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don't even know how to process whatever the hell this is I'm looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the other part is screaming for me to grab a trident and protect the mainland from Poseidon's warbeast. I don't even know.

[SwitcherX]

We have to remove this link because it leads to photos including people under the age of 18.

Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn’t listen. Didn’t wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin’ up. Well now this CoCo as they’re callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew CoCo was out there and they did nothin and now a little girl is in the headlines too. Now y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. This one here’ll, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up.

[BarnacleBill]

LMAO!!!!      

And, you know, the thing about Coco... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

[SwitcherX]

3 for 1:

We have to remove this link because it leads to photos including people under the age of 18.

Not since the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus has there been such a touching portrait of an ethereal maternal figure with an innocent **09**. It just makes you want to give birth, or slap a Honey Baked ham.

Here's CoCo (that's Nicole Austin if you work for the government) frolicking around the beach in Miami yesterday with her young niece and Ice-T. Without all the lights, Photoshop, spandex and paint, CoCo looks so demure. Sure her bikini bottoms, which have seen better days on a spring break slut circa 1993, are crawling up her body to escape from her hongray hongray camel toe, but her ass isn't knocking my eyelashes off. Usually CoCo's ass makes my own ass clench up out of embarrassment, but it's not doing that right now. Maybe CoCo has been eating more fiber. Or something.



Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white.

Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…



CoCo Austin’s JM Magazine Pictures

If you’re a fan of big boobed, big assed blonds wearing some of the sluttiest outfits you’ve ever seen (who the f@#k isn’t?) than you’re going to love these pictures of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin busting out of her little get-up for JM Magazine. I wonder what she wears on special occasions for her husband Ice T? Probably sweatpants and an old sweater. Hot.

[colt13]

  She looks like a fucking cartoon character

[/quote]

That's why I like her!

[Bonecracker]

She looks like a fucking cartoon character

HALLELUJAH!!

That's why I like her!

+1

[anakinsrise]

 

[Cammy Gee]

I am so in lust with this woman 

[anakinsrise]

From a new Biker magazine

[JJTetons]

A vid of her trying to kick start that bike would be fun to watch!

[pedonbio]

I just want to say that this thread is hysterically funny.

[gmoney42]

From a new Biker magazine

wow, nice find!