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[SwitcherX]

Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day


Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit.

Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman….

So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here….

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[SwitcherX]

CoCo Unveils One Of Her Many Talents!!


Not only is our beloved CoCo a clASSy model and innovative photographer, she is apparently a brilliant artiste!!

Girlfriend unveiled one of her many overwhelming talents on Twitter over the weekend, and we have to say - her work is truly ahead of its time!

Where did you study your craft, CoCo?? Or is your aptitude to the arts like your womanly assets - au naturale?!

[solvegas]

CoCo Unveils One Of Her Many Talents!!


Not only is our beloved CoCo a clASSy model and innovative photographer, she is apparently a brilliant artiste!!

Girlfriend unveiled one of her many overwhelming talents on Twitter over the weekend, and we have to say - her work is truly ahead of its time!

Where did you study your craft, CoCo?? Or is your aptitude to the arts like your womanly assets - au naturale?!

Well, I think that's pretty talented ...

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Celebrating her 31st birthday

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[robclassact]

When I think of Coco, a song comes to mind. As Bret and Germaine sang:

You're so beautiful
You could be a high-class prostitute, seriously
You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model
Spendin' part of your time modelin'
and part of your time next to me

[SwitcherX]

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day


I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good **33** life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.




Puppies & Toes


Coco, the demure flower who blooms once a day on Twitter, visited Ice-T on the set of Law & Order yesterday, and she brought along her adorable puppy friend who we'll call Cammy T (note: not short for Chamomile Tea).

Cammy T has a bright shade of nervous on his face and I'm assuming it's because he too thinks Coco's ass looks like a baby rattlesnack after swallowing two litters of puppies. Somebody should tell Cammy he has nothing to worry about. And those barks and whines coming from Coco's ass is just gas.

[ROUNDandHEAVY]

Harsh.

[MaxBigfoot]

Man, I really don't understand why guys like that have this hate on for Coco.  I don't think she deserves that much ragging on.

[solvegas]

It's circumstantial jelousy. She has a better and more exiting life than they do so a little character asassination is in order. Unless these people know her intimately, how can they say such vile things ?