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Craig_Mercer

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TV Breasts of the 80's: Lost To Time?
« on: July 02, 2001, 11:26:00 PM »
All this talk about Jonna Lee and the Juicyfruit ad (see postings in this forum). Plus my discovery of an 80's sexploitation motherlode in Jersey has inspired me to seek out other big breasts moments from the 80's. Anyone have these in their archives? Sheber?<P>1.<B>The Adventures of Beans Baxter:</B>This early FOX adventure series hasn't achieved cult status-yet. But at the time contained many underground and irreverent refernces. In one scene of domestic chaos the underground cartoon Lupo the Butcher played on the TV in the background for instance. Anyway, this was around the same time of Sean penn's marrage to Madonna. In People magazine's write-up of Penn's bachelor party they included a heart-stopping photo of Kitten Natividad who performed at the gig (Penn got a face-full of<BR>Kitten that night). I immediately fell in love and went on a search for anything Kitten related unaware that she was the one busting out of that Moral Majority T-shirt in  <B>Airplane 2</B>. 7 years before the internet explosion, my searches were mostly fruitless. Imagine the shock in my heart and trousers when my TV guide mentioned Kittens role in the halloween episode of Beans Baxter. She had a high camp, Batman-esque role as the <I>Pumpkin Princess</I> complete with a superhero costume with pumpkin appliques over her pumpkin sized juggs. Her part was brief but highly memorable. Unfortunately my tape is long gone.(1985/86)<P>2.<B>Real People</B>: An popular entry into the reality genre, this was basically an hour devoted to the weird human interest stories from around the country. There was a big jiggle factor in that there always was a clip about a bikini carwash or wet t-shirt contest at one point in each episode. In another Halloween episode, they profiled a hypnotist who claimed to make peoples ears grow through hypnosis. After the clip host Skip Stevenson<BR>offered to try the technique on host Sarah Purcell, with the entire cast focused on Sarah's ears her breasts expand via balloon to Parton-esque proportions. This BE scene had more impact since Sarah was a big girl at 6 feet and dwarfed the rest of the cast. Been looking for this one forever.(1982/83)<P>3.<B>The Joan Rivers Late Show</B>: I picked up on this one after the fact through TV guide. In another fairly well known human interest story from the late 80's a busty high schooler, reports put her at a 40/42-D<BR>Cup, was kicked off her school cheerleading squad because she bounced too much and drew too much attention. Imagine that   <IMG SRC="images/icons/crazy.gif" border="0">.<BR>Rivers then invited her on the show to plead her case. Ever the class act, Rivers then pressurs her to give a cheer to the audience. Busty girl declines, slightly embarrased. After the segment, with busty girl off the couch, Rivers then peppers the rest of the evening with derogatory big boob jokes at her expense. Busty girl goes on to win lawsuit against the school district. Rivers lives on as pathetic c*nt by the red carpet asking who's wearing what. Justice! (1987)<P>4.<B>Nunzio</B>: This early (1983?) Tv movie about a retarded Italian kid who thinks he's Superman had a good sighting. The neighborhood lunkheads are hanging out at the pizza parlor when a big haired, balloon boobed bellisima steps in, the crowd goes wild! She grabs her endowments in defiance.

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Gtech

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Re: TV Breasts of the 80's: Lost To Time?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2001, 03:04:00 AM »
Oh baby, I did not see the Joan Rivers segment but remember the incident, saw it mentioned in TV guide and another magazine.  I have always wanted to get a glimpse of this bouncing, busty beauty.....hope someone has this clip.

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Boobwatch One

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Re: TV Breasts of the 80's: Lost To Time?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2001, 03:55:00 AM »
I used to watch The New Adventures of Beans Baxter regularly, particularly to see Karen Mistal as Beans' love interest Cake Lase.  Not all that busty, but damn she was cute.  (Mistal is probably "best known" as Shannon Tweed's sidekick in **72** Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.)

Beans Baxter aired in reruns as recently as three or four years ago on TV Land, although I don't recall seeing the Kitten Natividad episode.

Nunzio was actually a theatrical release that came out in 1978.  With the overabundance of movie channels now available on cable and satellite, I wouldn't be surprised it showed up before too long.

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Avatar is stripper Tammy Morris (aka Portia) from the opening sequence of the original "Blind Date: Uncensored" video.

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sheber

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Re: TV Breasts of the 80's: Lost To Time?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2001, 04:54:00 AM »
All good ones! Sorry, I can't help you out (to the best of my feeble recollection) I don't have any of these on tape. I too, am in search of that Real People episode. Until a couple of years ago, the Discover/People Channel aired Real People in the afternoon. I taped daily in hopes of catching it. I never did see it again, but I have yet to watch every single tape I made.
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