[Mammeister]

So you are saying they have both converted to Mormonism and he has taken her on as a second wife?  

Do you take us for a bunch or morons?

May the angel Moroni bitch slap you with a wet noodle!!!  

[MunchWolf]

different Jason Alexander ...

two different people can have the same name ...

-Munch "but there is only one me" Wolf

[McKormick]

Thought she was Buddhist.

[Offline]

George is getting upset!!  

[Sleeper]

 

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 George is getting upset!!

Nice avatar, Art!  

   

[ElmerFudd]

Just to update.  They got it annulled.

Looks like Christina Aguilera was closer to right when she said that Britney "was a little lost girl who needs help."  Not that Christina couldn't use some help too.  

[Sleeper]

Shortest marriage in human history?    

[McKormick]

Funny, cause Britney said she was sadly mistaken and that she had confused her for herself.

Oh, and George is not amused.

[Freddy]

He probably realized he didn't want herpes that soon in his young life.  That, or he looked into her eyes deeply and realized there was nothing in the shallow end.

[D_U_S_K]

I just feel compelled to say...

WHORE

Jebus, This girl is supposed to be a role model. "Chastity is key!" but She has had pre-marital sex. She also pulls this stunt, which is planting thoughts into girls heads 'Hey, Marriage is a joke!'.

Not that i believe such hooey, but come on, this girl has far too much power than she should have.

[McKormick]

Well, some people do screw up. She thought he was "The One", so she said.

[Freddy]

"The One"?  Boy, you are full of Matrix references, huh?  Good thing Neo got out of this mess, since he has Trinity already.  

[McKormick]

Crud, that one slipped. Back to the rabbit hole for me.

[MunchWolf]

Don't worry, she will wise up and come join my harem shortly ...

-Munch "MG said I could have a harem, but I think she was refering to Rosy Palmer and her five friends" Wolf

[ApesMa]

Screwup, or shabby publicity stunt by a minimally talented pop tart?