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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #645 on: April 14, 2005, 04:12:23 AM »
 
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 Oh...and just for the record I think she is SEXY...and so talented. Her dancing of course!  




No doubt about it.

Britney Spears is a great inspiration to young boys and grown men around the world!!!

She already has a great stripper name!!!

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #646 on: April 14, 2005, 10:02:51 AM »
Isn't the baby thing just a publicity stunt to re-ignite interest like the whole Janet Jackson ordeal was?

All's they have to do is get the name Britney in your Psyche and they win.

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« Reply #647 on: April 14, 2005, 10:15:06 AM »
Still would rather have Mariah Carey's lips around my cock!!!!

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #648 on: April 14, 2005, 10:46:16 AM »
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In the futile attempt to avoid another annoying 2 people personal flamewar, I'd like to remember that it is true that any human being deserves some respect, but when you show yourself in public, like an artist does, you should be prepared to congrats as well as to insults.




This isn't about insults, it's about respect for individual privacy, something tabloid newspapers sorely lack.
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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #649 on: April 14, 2005, 10:48:46 AM »
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Heh, Spears getting pissed off that the tabloids authored a story about her... then going turncoat by feeding the media more information.




I wouldn't exactly call it "turncoat." She can decide if she wants information released to the public if she wants to, and it's not up to the tabloids to decide when that will happen.
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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #650 on: April 14, 2005, 10:55:08 AM »
*cough*

 

Now if the end result of her pregnacy is this....

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #651 on: April 15, 2005, 07:40:26 AM »
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Why is Britney Spears an interesting topic?    In the mainstream world of Hollywood and pop music she is considered hot, but she's hardly busty by BEA standards.  I just don't get the fascination with her, especially among the perverts (and I mean that in the most affectionate possible way) who frequent this site.




Brahma, I can't answer for anyone else, and I gather you have a few answers upthread. My interest is complicated, but the short answer is: I love slutty women, and B is now and long has been... well, the sort of woman who interests me.

I know it is shallow and superficial, and all sorts of stuff Mom wouldn't approve of, but a long time ago I worked on the edges of the Hollywood surrealism, I've still got a couple of friends who work there, and we are all simpering little gossips. And I fell in love with Britney during the "I'm still a virgin" period that her p.r. machine thought up.

See, Brit is ... well, remarkably bright and curious, and like many bright, curious young women, she was curious about... well, things.

See, one of the worst-kept secrets around the entertainment biz was that Brit's "virginity" was both p.r. fluff and very, very technical. According to gossip, and I do not ever mean to impy that I have any direct, let alone personal knowledge, nor would I ever impugn the virtue of so fine a young lady, but... well... see, she was sortta-famous for being an absolutely fabtabulous... Uh, moderators, are we allowed to say "cocksucker" on the forum?

I mean, if we're not allowed to use that term, then, I wouldn't want to besmirch the BEA with anything so improper, so I would just say that Brit was famous for taking kneepads on her dates.

So, yes, she's a tad less than we usually look for in the boobal area, but... Well, maybe some guys like pure women of true refinement. But I really dig sluts, and you have to admit that Brit...
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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #652 on: April 15, 2005, 08:08:40 AM »
"Brit is ... well, remarkably bright and curious"?

Says who?

Like Sophia on the Golden Girls would say:

"She's a slut!!!!"

Why do we like making fun of pompous shallow pop icons who make millions of dollars with only marginal talent at best and who revel being in the public spotlight? I have no idea.

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #653 on: April 15, 2005, 08:18:08 AM »
Boobal?  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A highly specialised search facility?
doggo - the original doggo. There'll never be another
Flying Rabbits Video
And lots of other stuff

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #654 on: April 15, 2005, 09:43:42 PM »
 
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #655 on: May 26, 2005, 07:55:27 PM »
bwaahhhh!

If anyone wanted to see how Mrs. Spears' condition was progressing, see the attachment... But who's that homeless guy that got in the picture?

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #656 on: May 27, 2005, 07:17:03 AM »
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 But who's that homeless guy that got in the picture?




Judging by the thinness, the Yankees hat, and the scraggly hair and beard.... Jason Giambi?

Kidding, kidding.

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #657 on: May 27, 2005, 06:02:26 PM »
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Boobal?  
 
A highly specialised search facility?




Sorry, doggo; I was thinking about googling the phrase "a titter ran through the crowd."
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« Reply #658 on: May 27, 2005, 08:40:19 PM »
bwaahhhh!

Another angle, sans homelss guy (well, sans his face anyhow)

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Re: The All-encompasing Britney Spears thread MERGED
« Reply #659 on: May 27, 2005, 10:39:55 PM »
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bwaahhhh!

Another angle, sans homelss guy (well, sans his face anyhow)




What annoys me is there's a ton of pics of Britney out there, but none of Garner and none of Katie Jordan Price.

Is it just me, or is obvious that Federline has a pregnancy fetish?  HAS TO BE.  He's under 25, has three offspring (ha ha, I beat the censor) with two different women, and knocked up Britney within six months of marrying her.