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pedonbio · « **Reply #660 on:** May 28, 2005, 04:42:14 AM »

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Is it just me, or is obvious that Federline has a pregnancy fetish? HAS TO BE. He's under 25, has three offspring (ha ha, I beat the censor) with two different women, and knocked up Britney within six months of marrying her.

You think so? It reminds me of an old sci-fi story, The Marching Morons, by Cyril M. Kornbluth, which describes a world of the future based on an interesting statistic from the 1940 to 1945 U.S. Army induction testing: The stupider a man was, the more children he was likely to have.

The Warlock · « **Reply #662 on:** May 28, 2005, 02:25:03 PM »

Yeah, he doesn't have a pregnancy fetish, he probably just doesn't like to wear condoms. Think how many interesting diseases he must have.

Also, I've got fifty bucks that says Britney was knocked up before thoughts of marriage entered either of their heads.

The Warlock

EgregiousSamuel · « **Reply #664 on:** May 28, 2005, 11:23:18 PM »

OK, those pics turned me the hell on. Slightly pregnant chick with floppy knockers, YES.

GALVATRON · « **Reply #667 on:** May 30, 2005, 09:35:29 AM »

bwaahhh!

Okay. I can take a hint. So here's what you've all been waiting for. The greatest entertainer and sex symbol of our generation takes the stage...

(And, if someone did want to moprh Spears in the "nude" outfit from the 2000 VMA's, where would this hypothetical person find some HQ pictures of the performance. Because, hypothetically, someone would search all over the net and only find puny little 500x300, or so, pics of said outfit.)

TheMightyThor · « **Reply #668 on:** May 30, 2005, 10:12:45 AM »

Thor would oblige if he knew what the dress was.

You could try here

Also, Thor presents this from another thread.

berkovw · « **Reply #669 on:** June 06, 2005, 08:03:05 PM »

I can't remember what I was watching over the weekend (it was probably either Best Week Ever or the Soup) and they showed a picture of Britney Spears. It was a clip from either her "reality" show or some interview. Anyway, it looks like her jugs have bloated from her pregnancy. She was practically spilling out of this loose, hippie style top. Anyone see it?

berkovw · « **Reply #670 on:** June 06, 2005, 08:17:14 PM »

Found it. Here's a link

Britney's milky jugs

Just beware that there's a pop up asking you to install something. Just click no to get past it and that's it.

AgentDee · « **Reply #671 on:** June 06, 2005, 11:53:09 PM »

Here is the pic

ZoD · « **Reply #672 on:** June 07, 2005, 01:59:48 PM »

She is beginning to look attractive. Nice dress, maybe a bit medieval wench-esque but cleavagey.

Angelusx · « **Reply #673 on:** June 07, 2005, 11:35:21 PM »

as if there was something wrong with the medieval wench look

SwitcherX · « **Reply #674 on:** June 16, 2005, 04:06:43 PM »

from Britney Spears has big boobs:

Britney Spears has always denied having breast implants, but an old actress named Sally Kirkland claims she knows who did Britney's surgery, and apparently he's pretty damn bad at it. Sally, who's 60-years old now, got implants many years ago and had major health problems because of them and is now warning Britney of the possible consequences.

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