Y'know gentleman, deconstructing her music, or going on about how you could care less about her music STILL justifies her salary, as well as her publicist's, by the mere fact you're talking about her.
Seriously, if she isn't worth your time, why hate on her?
....Maybe because at some point some of you had a bad day at work/school turned on the radio and were singing along with some song that cheered you up, then you had to wash the back of your brain out with soap when you realized it was a Britney Spears song. In all honesty, the only way you even hear about this woman is in **29** gossip rags and pop channels that if any of you were as opposed to the cult of **29** you would avoid period.
In other words, taxes, relationships and alcohol should take up more of your time than going on about this. Let's remember what this thread was about, some dude seeing a woman he was attracted to with big titties.
J- The sad thing is people are usually as clever as the last person they read, and that writer was paraphrasing Oscar Wilde.