A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the lady's tee.
The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball, she hacks it 10 feet and then goes over and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."[ February 11, 2002: Message edited by: William ]