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gOOber

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What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« on: November 22, 2003, 11:16:35 AM »
   I am the first person to discover the asparagus beetle in my county. About ten years ago, I walked past Mary Tyler Moore and exchanged smiles on the Antietam battlefield.  

 

   I`m sure 99% of ya`ll can do better.    
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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jct

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2003, 11:20:00 AM »
I dated a girl that scored 1600 on her SAT.

Does that count?

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Boobophiliac

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2003, 11:24:06 AM »
I invented a time machine--thirty years from now.
Don't be jealous of my boogie.

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Palomine

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2003, 11:47:41 AM »
I am known far and wide as the "King of Condiments."

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Dick_Woods

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2003, 05:11:41 PM »
My claim to fame....is Jane.

-Dick  

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ElmerFudd

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2003, 05:36:09 PM »
I was first team conference, county, and 3rd team all-state in that major sport............................Cross-country!

I sound like Al Bundy, but worse!
 

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PregNut

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2003, 06:11:15 PM »
I'm the Eventual World Champion of Procrastination.

Preg(When I get around to it)Nut  
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MunchWolf

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2003, 06:21:46 PM »
I used to be the God of Koosh Balls

-Munch "Don't ask" Wolf

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ElmerFudd

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2003, 06:30:05 PM »
What's scary is I know what you're talking about!  

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ElmerFudd

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2003, 06:31:55 PM »
Quote:

I'm the Eventual World Champion of Procrastination.

Preg(When I get around to it)Nut    




A trophy/prize you can never accept (at least and be worthy of it)!  

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D_U_S_K

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2003, 08:15:30 PM »
Only Lesbian at the BEA?

Atleast the most vocal lesbian.

Oh yes, and words what can make HM80 blush when Im ticked.

And...can jump over buildings in a single bound!
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E_W

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2003, 09:57:40 PM »
I tend to become famous for geek accomplishments...

I read ordinary books and newspapers when I was three.

Second place in a nationwide news quiz competition between junior high schoolers... my mother keeps a photo of me with the queen at the award ceremony...

... and I scored the highest possible result on the Swedish SATs as well, which pretty much ensured eternal geekhood in the eyes of my classmates...

I'm the official world champion in a vector movement-based podracing minature game which is so obscure that it doesn't even have a name, after a statistically nearly impossible streak of luck with the dice.

Other than that?  The literal translation of a popular Swedish term for personal accounts of fame by proxy is "I met Lassie".  I know a guy who knew John Grisham before he became famous.  My sister's best friend's sister was a hottie teen actress who all my friends had a crush on back in high school... (well OK I did too... playing cool answering the phone when she called looking for her sister proved challenging... I was 13, what can I say)

 

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rtpoe

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2003, 11:40:43 PM »
I'm second author on two papers in Astrophysical Journal.

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Scotchman

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2003, 11:59:08 PM »
I aspire to break the barstool land-speed record at the
Bonneville Salt Flats. The current record is about 45 mph.
 
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Palomine

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Re: What Is Your Claim To Fame?
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2003, 12:27:30 AM »
Quote:

I aspire to break the barstool land-speed record at the
Bonneville Salt Flats. The current record is about 45 mph.
   




That sounds very possible. I assume that there must be rules regarding type of propulsion, structural specifics, displacement, HP, or something, right? Otherwise, a fella could strap a barstool onto just about any small, properly geared gas engine and top 45mpg, no? What about propane jet... I saw a website a few weeks ago (where you purchased plans for building a proven DIY propane-fired jet engine (sort of like the ones used for German buzz bombs, but without the flapper)... the plans cost something like $25 to $45. They showed videos of the engines powering gokarts and cycles. Some welding was required, but it didn't seem like a lot. Even the smaller of the two engines I saw would probably push a barstool equipped with kart wheels to well over 45mph if the rules allowed it. Don't forget a helmet and some good leathers in case you fall off.

Here's the link to the engines I saw (there are many such sites selling plans to these kinds of engines):

http://www.unitednuclear.com/jetplans.htm

And here are a couple others that look worth investigating:

http://www.rqriley.com/gluharef.html

http://bikerodnkustom3.homestead.com/jetbike.html

http://www.aardvark.co.nz/pjet/mylockwood.shtml

http://www.aardvark.co.nz/pjet/pjetkit.htm

Way overkill, a turbojet engine: http://www.gas-turbines.com/nt4/nt4.htm

General info on jet and rocket kits: http://www.ip.co.za/people/kalle/jtr.htm

...some of these sites are VERY interesting/amusing. Why not set a record?