Yes, SuperSubgirlie puts most mere mortal female celebs to shame!
JLH -- 36C sounds about right to me, actually.
Kitten Natividad -- what, the stripper and porno actress, only a B-cup? Ridiculous! Had to be a D-cup.
Sybil Danning -- same notation. Sybil wouldn't have been cast in half her movies if she'd only been sporting a B-cup. I think you're confusing B-cup with B-movie. Definitely a D-cup.
LeAnn Rimes -- 34D? Good GOD, I've got to get a more recent picture, then.
Patricia Richardson -- What, the mom on "Home Improvement"? She certainly hid it well. With a 38D rack they could've hired HER to play the Tool Time Girl.
That list just goes to prove how truly rare and special anything over a D-cup is in this world, and that we should all be grateful when we get a glimpse of such beautiful bodies. Too often, publicists get carried away and start mentally inflating women up to ridiculous proportions. Take Devon Daniels, for instance (one of my personal favorites). She was billed as having a 52G bust at one point, or something like that. Maybe more. Gimme a break--the poor girl was only 5'0"--if she'd had a 52G bust, she wouldn't have been able to walk around, much less cavort on a beach in the Bahamas. Devon was a 36DD, maybe a little more. When a stripper quotes her measurements, always take it with a box of salt.
As any true boob fiend will tell you, the bust measurement doesn't tell you much by itself--there's no allowance for height or general build. A 34" bust on a woman of slight build who's 5'1" would be quite ample, but it would be nothing on someone like Anna Nicole Smith, who's 5'11" and fairly big around the shoulders.
Still, my mental micrometer generally works like this:
38" -- definitely distracting.
39"-40" -- gets my undivided attention.
anything over 40" -- I don't drive or operate heavy machinery.
[ March 29, 2002: Message edited by: F-Cup Fitzgerald ]