[Craig_Mercer]

Hilary Himalayas was kicking around my mind for awhile. How about:

-Busta Seams

-Heidi Hypertrophy

-Christy Cripplingbackpain

-Uma Udders

-Juggsy Malone, Juggsy Siegel

-Patrice Poconos, Ashley Appalachia, Katie Kiliminjaro, Patti Pompeii, Mary Matterhorn

-Tessie Needsatruss

-Jaqueline Bigset.

-Jennifer Love Hugetits (Scary Movie 1).

-Helen St. Mounts

-Fannie Fivehooks.

-Wendy Underwire.

-Sherrie Shoulderrash.

-Areola Huffington?

-Aire Baggs.

-Cassidy Cantseemyfeet.

-Tina Smothers.

-Fifi Fucking Firehazard.

-Christofer Heaves - So big she comes out in a wheelchair?

[sheber]

Doesn't Hilary in fact, mean: "She, whose breasts defy gravity?"

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Funny! Actually, some of these names, though offered in jest, are profound enough that I wouldn't be surprised to see one or two picked up by some rising starlet!

[Craig_Mercer]

Sheber-Top Secret! (1984)

[St Stephan]

We had a discussion about mountainous names for big-bust stars in the old Forum.  I remember disdaining single-mount names like Mt. St. Helens or Kellie Manjaro (my suggestion), on the grounds that they might imply a single mastectomy.
No doubt soon there will be an American star of Chinese origin going the way of Minka and Sakura Seka:  of course she'll call herself Abbey Leigh Chen.
Or, if she's Canadian, Lauren Chen.

Then there could be some specialized names, like Little Ural Annie.
If there are any who specialize in dispensing or consuming liquids, they would be more appropriately named after bodies of water, perhaps Miss Sip Pee, or, if they really do it up brown, Miss Tittie Caca.
The possibilities are endless.
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[SpiderJerusalem]

I'd gladly sponsor a girl if she took the name Tammany Hall.

Tee hee.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Wasn't there a short-lived star in the early 90's with the stage name of Helena St. Mounds?  I know - close but no cigar, Mr. President.

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

quote:Originally posted by Craig Mercer:

"-Christy Cripplingbackpain . . .

-Fifi Fucking Firehazard"

Howls, HOWLS of hysterical laughter at those two names. Sorry, but I already know people who call Jaqueline Bisset "Jaqueline Bigset," and who refer to Jennifer Love Hewitt as "Jennifer Love Huge Tits." Try the Addventure, we leave no starlet unturned.

[SAMU]

How about these:
Honey Howitzers, Eyefull Towers, Uma Ouverage(french) Connie Cannons, Julie Jetts, Bonnie Bumpers (She got big back too), Sherry Searchlights, Joy Jiggly, Wanda Wiggly, Betty Jo Biggly, Terry timpani,

[sheber]

Jennifer Love Huge-tits- Scary Movie!