This time of year, I just wanna scream. People are going batshit because it's the holiday season. Everyone is running around like a loon. Getting up at the butt crack of dawn to shop on "Black Friday" or bending over backwards to buy gifts for fussy relatives. Jacking around with morons in crowded parking lots, fighting lines at the store, hearing obnoxious holiday music everywhere you go. Scads of Elf Puke littering the neighborhood.
Screw that noise! I don't do "Holiday Season" anymore.
Why?
It's damn cold outside, for one thing. For another, not a single person I know really needs a gift of any sort, which is actually a very good and fortunate thing. Plus, we're all hurting for cash and now it's officially a 'recession'. For those reasons and more, I see no need to get in a lather over "Holidays." They happen every year and there's no point in losing our minds over it.
I'm going to plunk my ass down on the sofa, grind on my favorite munchies, read my magazines and drink some beers. No gift could make me happier than a nice cozy couch, a couple of hours to myself and my pink fuzzy slippers.
Ohkay, maybe a Porsche could make me a little bit happier... but I'm trying to be reasonable.
So there you have it. This chunky chick is chillin' and nothing short of the catastrophic end of the world as we know it is going to harsh my mellow, crusters.
Hope you're all having a relaxed post-Helliday weekend!
Here's to boooooobs!
Cheers!
~Buffie
http://Buffie.BigCuties.com
OMG! You can totally see the post for my dental implant in my mouth. LOL Please to forgive? It has to heal a while longer before I get the actual tooth put in, but I promise I won't have a tin-grin much longer.
