One FOOT of cleavage?

xmarx52 · « **on:** April 22, 2004, 02:24:19 PM »

I made a off hand comment about Keisha going shopping and showing "about a foot of cleavage" at the grocery store.

Now I am curious. Is it possible for a very well endowed lady, while wearing her most deep cut top to truly expose a whole 12 inches of cleavage?

Have any of you ladies ever measured? Inquiring minds want to know! Mel? Keisha? Vixen? Anyone?

This experiment is of course done only in the interest of science and is not for my gratification only.

Pixeltiger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2004, 02:52:14 PM »

I agree. This is an important topic which probably warrants federal funding. I would wager that Chelsea, Maxi or BB Gunns could muster 12" of cleavage.

What a lip-smacking thought....

Pixeltiger

Catch · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2004, 04:02:39 PM »

Yes!
Just think, if you started near the end on one breast up to the chest and then down again that would be more than two feet.
I need all the cleavage you can muster mister!

Mammeister · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2004, 04:06:45 PM »

What the world needs is more women that wear an L cup bra or bigger!!!

How many can you name?

How many do you know personally?

sheber · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:16:30 PM »

One woman's L cup is another's F cup.....

sheb "What hamster is really trying to say is that he demands really large breasts and at least one linear foot of cleavage" er

Googie · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:35:19 PM »

Quote:

What the world needs is more women that wear an L cup bra or bigger!!!

From your mouth (or keyboard as the situation is) to God's ear.

xmarx52 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:51:02 PM »

To make this a truly legitimate study we will need to define exactly what constitutes the "top" of said cleavage we are measuring.

Would it be the point at which the breasts CEASE to touch each other? Or is it the top of the line of either breast whether they touch each other or not?

And if a lady is so bold as to wear a top that splits to the navel is it considered breaking the rules if she measures from the bottom of the globe of her breast all the way to the top?

F_Cup_Fitzgerald · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:58:39 PM »

I think the said breasts would have to be, er, MASHED together firmly in order to increase the amount of said cleavage as much as possible. The cleavage in question would be measured down the line of (is it hot in here?) actual contact between one soft, giant, massive globe and the other.

xmarx52 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2004, 06:13:37 PM »

Good point Fcup. I think that to be fair though we may need to have more than one category for measurement.

"Assisted Cleavage" Where the use of hands and or arms is permitted and even encouraged

"Fully Equipped Cleavage" In which wonder bras, underwires, etc are allowed to be worn.

"Free Form Cleavage" The ultimate of the science of cleavology. No assistance whatever is allowed. Use of a wonder bra or other device is cause for disqualification of any data gathered in this category.

Fleeting_Sanity · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2004, 08:20:36 PM »

i agree with Mammeister the women of the world are just not endowded enough in the chest section

Mammeister · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2004, 10:51:14 PM »

The sad fact is that many women that once were large breasted are getting their breasts reduced because of back pain caused by wearing the wrong sized bra and surgery crazy doctors.

What we need to do is have a big breast awareness month so we can go around the country and fit women with the proper sized bras. Any volunteers? Who wants to drive the giant breastmobile?

Keisha_Evans · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2004, 11:32:41 PM »

Hiya,

Hmmm, now that's an idea for a good picture.

I haven't ever measured my cleavage, but I'll keep you posted when I do.

Oh, and send that breastmobile to Kansas City! I'll be first in line.

Kisses,
Keisha

homevintner · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2004, 12:02:04 AM »

Shotgun!

Quadhouse · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2004, 03:00:59 AM »

You guys can drive. I want to measure the women for their bras.

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