I've, er, been having a bad night. Sorry. This really isn't like me at all:
"Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs
(spoken) Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
(sung) Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good,
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.
(spoken) Listen to me.
(sung) Little Red Riding Hood,
I don't think that big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just
To see
That you don't get chased,
I think I ought
To walk
With you for a wa-ays.
What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure
Someone bad.
So until
You get
To Grandma's place,
I think you ought
To walk
With me and be sa-afe.
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure
That you've been shown
That I can be trusted
Walking with you alone.
Little Red Riding Hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
What a big heart I have,
The better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood,
Even bad wolves can be goo-ood
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe
You'll see things my way
Before
We get
To Grandma's pla-ace.
Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good,
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.