"Careful, I said across her nose not up it!" - Dark Helmet
"Sorry, but I doing the best I can." - Gunner
"Who hired that guy?" - Dark Helmet
"I did, sir. He's my cousin." - Major
"Whose he?" - Dark Helmet.
"He is an Asshole, sir" - Colonel Sanders
"I know that, but what's his name." - Dark Helmet
"That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole." - Sanders.
"And his cousin?" - Helmet
"He is an Asshole too, sir. Gunner 1st Class Philip Asshole." - Sanders
"How many Assholes do we have on this ship?" - Helmet.
"Yo!" - most of the crew.
"I knew it, I am surrounded by Assholes!" - Helmet. Spaceballs