[jimmarg]

Maya and and the naked pilot. One more excellent side view (in motion, so a bit blurry). Can't you almost feel the heft of that thing?!

[jimmarg]

Well, hell-o!

[jimmarg]

Donnie considers his options.

[jimmarg]

Laura/Maya's Happy Holidays Dance!

[jimmarg]

Gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Laura San Giacomo's right boob was larger than her left. The evidence shall demonstrate, upon careful examination, that while a double-D cup bra may have been adequate to contain her left whopper, the tit-meat overflow from her right cup resulted in slight, but delightful, muffin-topping on several occasions.

Exhibit A

[Dr_Fashizzle]

Gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Laura San Giacomo's right boob was larger than her left. The evidence shall demonstrate, upon careful examination, that while a double-D cup bra may have been adequate to contain her left whopper, the tit-meat overflow from her right cup resulted in slight, but delightful, muffin-topping on several occasions.

Exhibit A

If the bra don't fit, you CAN'T acquit!!!

Fo' Shizzle!!! 

[jimmarg]

If the bra don't fit, you CAN'T acquit!!!

Fo' Shizzle!!! 
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With his usual concise clarity, our esteemed colleague has presented the case with admirable bluntness. I tip my cap. (But where does he come up with these catchy sayings?)

EXHIBIT B  (Bonus observation - Besides evidence of right-side overboob, interested viewers may wish to examine LSG's left melon for a sign that it was a bit chilly in the studio that day.)

[Dr_Fashizzle]

New to me, but mentioned on this forum before is Brigid Brannagh, who could be Laura's sister (or stunt double). I noticed her on Marvel's Runaways on hulu, where she's sporting some low key mommy hangers. A quick search on ancensored did not disappoint. Also here and here and here.

[jimmarg]

New to me, but mentioned on this forum before is Brigid Brannagh, who could be Laura's sister (or stunt double). I noticed her on Marvel's Runaways on hulu, where she's sporting some low key mommy hangers. A quick search on ancensored did not disappoint. Also here and here and here.

Of course I wish Laura had shown this much cleavage when she was at her peak (or I should say, when they were at their peaks), and it appears Ms. Brannagh may be of the same splendid amplitude. But LSG was that rarest of rare creatures who not only got larger in that most vital dimension as she hit her mid-30's, but actually became more facially beautiful. There's some resemblance, but comparisons only hurt the runner-up. (Not that I'd kick Brigid out of bed, mind you. )
 

[jimmarg]

More evidence of LSG's right side over-bra bulge. It should be noted that the famous "Left Breast/Right Breast" theory contends that women with a dominant right boob are more sensual and creative, for which Laura could be the poster girl.

EXHIBIT C:

[jimmarg]

Looking bodaciously buxom in brown, LSG again with more boob bubbling over-the-bra on the starboard side.

Exhibit D

[jimmarg]

I present to the jury a clearer picture of exhibit B, in which it is easier to discern which cup overfloweth. And which nipple doth protrudeth.

[jimmarg]

Before presenting the last piece of evidence to the jury, I thought I'd show our expert investigating team hard at work. (Seriously, I think Laura's rack actually shrank under Spade's stare. They're at their usual buxom fullness in other scenes in the same episode. Just shy, I guess.)

[jimmarg]

Final exhibits, E & F.  If the jury will carefully examine all the evidence, they must conclude that while Laura's 34DD bra (as per sites like  celebritysizes, bodymeasurements, etc.) may have adequately restrained her left boob, the obvious overflow of her right cup indicates that only an even larger size could have contained that whopper.  As my learned colleague has said, "If the bra don't fit, you can't acquit."  The prosecution rests. 

[TheZookie007]

I would wish to issue an amicus brief to bolster my esteemed colleague jimmarg's argument.