[solvegas]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!    Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure.    We love you, anyway, you temptress!

Is that from "Quigley Down Under"?  Great photo nevertheless. By the way, according to Wikipedia, she was born on November 14, 1962, which makes her 60 years old now and therefore a senior citizen. 

[jimmarg]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!    Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure.    We love you, anyway, you temptress!

Is that from "Quigley Down Under"?  Great photo nevertheless. By the way, according to Wikipedia, she was born on November 14, 1962, which makes her 60 years old now and therefore a senior citizen. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!    Here she is trying to decide whether or not to drop her top, as the director has begged her to do. Which goes to show how one unfortunate, timid decision could deprive millions of hours of viewing pleasure.    We love you, anyway, you temptress!

She looks a tad bit miserable in that shot though

Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release."  And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP.  Still pretty hot in this man's book.

[solvegas]

Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release."  And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP.  Still pretty hot in this man's book.

"Quigley Down Under" was a movie in which Tom Selleck was the main star but, as far as I'm concerned, Laura stole the show thanks to her pretty boobies. 

[jimmarg]

Here's a slo-mo clip taken from the last gif I posted.  It's frustrating because the black sweater makes it hard to clearly see the ocean of motion up front, but if you watch closely I think you'll see there's one hefty bounce beneath those black threads. Get out the X-ray Spex!

[jimmarg]

Basic Black Bombshells!  Here are pics from seasons 1-4 (as marked) of Just Shoot Me! showing Laura superbly stuffing some black threads. The quotes may not be her genuine remarks, but I bet they're not all that far off.    I also think it shows that LSG really grew into her role. 

[jimmarg]

I know this gif just shows the "wrong" side of LSG, but put yourself in Spade's shoes for a minute and imagine her "right" side pressing up against you.  CLICK.

[TheZookie007]

Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release."  And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP.  Still pretty hot in this man's book.

Fun fact: despite their name, you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.

"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."

[jimmarg]

Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release."  And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP.  Still pretty hot in this man's book.

Fun fact: despite their name, you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.

"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."

Thanks for the info, Zookie.  But there was a mistake on my part: I left out an "R."  I hadn't meant to point out that Laura was eligible for AARP, but for AARRP, the organization for Aging Actresses with Real Remarkable Pumpkins. (They represent 60+ women with great naturals - like LSG.) 

[solvegas]

Yeah, the pic is from "Quigley Down Under," and wouldn't it have been nice if the director really had persuaded her to let that top down; you know, "just for the European release."  And I figured that shot of her looking kind of glum was suitable for the day she became eligible to sign up for AARP.  Still pretty hot in this man's book.

Fun fact: despite their name, you don't actually have to be a senior citizen, nor be of retirement age, nor actually be retired, before you can join the AARP.

"While AARP is dedicated to empowering people over 50 years, there’s actually no minimum age to join. Americans of all ages can enroll in an AARP membership for $12 for their first year if they sign up for automatic renewal (charged $16 when membership renews)."

Thanks for the info, Zookie.  But there was a mistake on my part: I left out an "R."  I hadn't meant to point out that Laura was eligible for AARP, but for AARRP, the organization for Aging Actresses with Real Remarkable Pumpkins. (They represent 60+ women with great naturals - like LSG.) 

As an AARP member, I hope to meet this offshoot.  That was very clever and funny jimmarg. 

[jimmarg]

Here's another twisted fantasy with LSG, which just might have been what Spade/Finch was dreaming about in the previous gif.

[jimmarg]

Here's my requisite apology to LSG for my previous post, just a gif re-post of a bouncy entry in red. CLICK

P.S. - WATCH THIS SPACE FOR A BIG ANNIVERSARY ANNOUNCEMENT IN 2 DAYS.

[jimmarg]

HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY TO LSG'S (  .  ) (  .  )S!  Yes, Laura's boobs have been around longer than that, but I noticed that the Just Shoot Me! episode from season 2, "Sweet Charity," (see photo) was first broadcast 25 years ago today, 12/9/97, and I mark that as the first real acknowledgment of her twin talents. This is when the jokes started (Finch says "I just needed to hug you in that sweater," while leering at her chest), and a few episodes later Nina says, "Can you even see what color your shoes are?!" and from then on her boobs were featured stars of the show. Yes, LSG's rack had gotten some attention earlier, like in Quigley Down Under, but she didn't become a Double-D queen until she'd reached MILF-hood and JSM! focused our attention.

P.S. One thing I love about this shot is how the lighting lets her boobs cast shadows down her chest.

[solvegas]

^ Nice photo. Thank you for sharing. 

[jimmarg]

Yeah, yeah, this fusion energy breakthrough that scientists and technicians have come up with that might help save the planet is all well and good, but I've been waiting over 20 years for someone to invent a way to complete the evaporation of Laura's blouse! Come on, SCIENCE, get your priorities straight!

[jimmarg]

It wasn't quite the private dance he wanted for Christmas, but I think LSG decided to throw Spade a bone... and I bet he threw one right back at her.  CLICK