I finally saw the
first-season episode of
Just Shoot Me called "Secretary's Day". This is the one where the small-chested character Nina Van Horne considers breast implants, and consults people in the office, including the character of Maya, played by our favorite large-boobed actress Laura San Giacamo:
The only quotable was near the end, when Nina accused Maya of wanting to remain the bustiest woman in the office, and our heroine Laura said, "You've found my evil plot! I was going to use my bosoms to conquer this office, and one day... the world!"
In later seasons, here were her other breast-acular moments:
Elliot's pretend-retarded brother asks "What are those... D-cups?"
Nina told Maya to stick her chest out, when she did, Nina says "Good God Maya, can you even see what color your shoes are!?"
Another episode: When her sweater was skin tight. Finch comforts her, when she asks why "I just HAD to hug you in that sweater."
One time Nina said to her as an insult, "Now I know what lies beneath THAT HUGE CHEST - a heart of stone."
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Interestingly, one of the few times I have seen Laura's signature was on a bra she autographed for a
charity. Her co-star Wendy Malick AKA Nina signed it too (the bra was a very small cup so it obviously didn't belong to Laura):
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Keep on teasing and pleasing us Laura, we love you! We wish the best for you and your son. Stay cool!