[gOOber]

  Clearasil - It`s the clear choice.  

 

   Deaf or blind?    

[solvegas]

Deaf . Blind I would never see the titties .
Ginger or Mary Anne ?  

[Whink]

Mary-anne!  Comeon, the girl next door who is just waiting to be ridden hard and put away wet.

More Muscle or Less Fat?  

[sheber]

Less fat, I like my steaks lean.

Brussell sprouts or cabbage?

[solvegas]

Cabbage . I fart better with it , especially if refried beans are involved .
Scrambled or fried eggs ?  

[Whink]

I like my scrambled eggs fried.

LOL

OK,

italian or polish sausage?  

[sheber]

German.

French or Italian bread?

[Whink]

That wasn't a choice, and just for that
Wonder Bread!

Now then...

Hot Dog or Sausage Dog?  

[sheber]

wiener.

ketchup or catsup?

[solvegas]

Neither , Pace picante salsa is better .
regular bacon or Canadian bacon ?  

[sheber]

Kevin Bacon.

Tremors or Footloose?

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

Tremors. The only horrible monster in Footloose was John Lithgow.

Fred Ward or Burt Ward?  

[Whink]

Psycho-ward,

seeing as we're derailing like 90 here...ok



Sleet or Freezing Rain?  

[gOOber]

  Sleet - nothing is worse than freezing rain.  

 

 Grand Theft Auto San Andreas or Grand Theft Auto Vice City?  

 
   

[AZWolf]

Grand Theft Auto: The bitch in my yard when I have my shotgun in hand.    (sadly, there's enough local action to make that a possibility)

Polish sausage didn't get their due earlier so....bonus points for anyone who actually knows wtf I'm comparing...

Polska keilbasa or sibirskiye pel'meni?