[TheZookie007]

I meant I WILL WHOOP YO' ASS

Oh, milkshakes. By far better.

Now, Alfred Hitchcock movies: North by Northwest, or Rear Window?

[solvegas]

North by Northwest.

Vertigo or The birds ?

[TheZookie007]

The Birds

Rear Window or Vertigo?

[Q_BE]

Vertigo.

Strangely, I get more "vertigo" on the ground than I do hundreds of feet in the air...who knows why?

Either vomiting on your wedding day, or vomiting at someone's funeral.

Q-"Because **113** is so embarrassing"-BE

[solvegas]

Vomiting at your wedding. It's a lot easier to explain and socially less harmful.

Since we are going to upchuck, on your mother or your father ?  

[TheZookie007]

Your mother. She should be used to it, having fed you as a neonate and having to clean up after you.

iTouch, or iPhone?

[Q_BE]

Quote:
TheZookie007 said:
iTouch, or iPhone?

iPhone. Damn, those suckers are like 21st century Swiss Army knives!

Traveling to the superhero realm:

Would you like to have superhuman hearing, but be blind, or have superhuman sight, but be deaf?

Q-"Ah, the senses"-BE

[GALVATRON]

bwaaahhhhh!

Those are really lame superpowers. Perhaps in conjnjuction with other superpowers they would be cool, but hearing really well or seeing really well by themselves. That's just stupid...
 
SEES REALLY WELL MAN: I will use my super eye sight to see stuff!

REGULAR DUDE: And I'll use these binoculars to also see stuff!

HEARS REALLY WELL GUY: I can hear lots of stuff!

REGULAR DUDE: Big fucking deal.

So, lame ass superpowers aside, the gist of this either\or is would you rather be blind or deaf. Let's see, if I was deaf I could no longer listen to my favorite Britney Spears songs. But If I were blind, I could no longer look at her shake her big ass. But if I were blind, I'd get a dog and Lab puppies are very cute. Of course I would not know that because I'd be blind.
Oh well, I guess I'd choose to be deaf, but I'd totally get a dog anyway.



Be 5'3 and handsome
or
6'3 and butt ugly

[Q_BE]

5'3 and handsome. Although, you could get plastic surgery if you were 6'3 and had the money. Hmmm...well, anyway, at 5'3, your eyesight is always at boob-level for most women.

Okay, to expound upon your point that height isn't all it's cracked up to be...

Either you are 5'3 and have a 10-12" monster penis, or you are 6'5 with a 4-inch mini penis.

Q-"Big guys don't always have more fun"-BE

PS. Just wondering Galvatron, do robots have sexual genitalia?

[TheZookie007]

5'3" and have a 10-12" monster penis. That way, you wouldn't have to compensate for anything!

Now: Phil Collins as drummer for Genesis, or Phil Collins as singer/songrwriter?

[GALVATRON]

bwaaaahhhhh!

Phil Collins the professional wrestler!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY


Bennigans or Houlihans
(here's a hint, it's the same place)

[TheZookie007]

Neither: Dave and Buster's.

Now: searching high, or searching low?

[Q_BE]

Searching high, dude.

Does yours say "Sweet!" or does yours say "Dude!"?

Q-"From Dude, Where's My Car?"-BE

[TheZookie007]

"Dude!"

Speaking of which, stoner films: Dazed and Confused, or Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle?

[rtpoe]

Harold and Kumar.

The Batmobile (Adam West's version) or the Mach 5?