« Reply #586 on: April 03, 2009, 10:23:11 AM »
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poentagram said:
There's a story behind that photo... 
At the beginning of Creation, Eve and Lilith decide Adam is useless, and become lesbian. As any woman well knows, a woman understands another woman's erogenous zones on a level of which men can only dream to attain.
Adam, not content to stare mesmerized by the sight of the first two women making out, hatches a plan to insert himself back into the sexual equation. We turn now to the three characters, all situated near the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Eve and Lilith are passionately embraced as shown, and Adam walks over.
Adam: Hey, I was bored, I thought I'd come over here and see if you needed anything (plucks apple nonchalantly from Tree)
Eve: Um, Adam, you're not supposed to eat that stuff. You told me God forbade us from knowing what evil is.
Adam: Oh, Eve, God is decreeing stuff all the time. He spends so much time being "Master of the Universe" that he had to delegate me to name the plants and animals! I mean, come on! You create the stuff, why can't you name the stuff? Give me a break! This is supposed to be paradise! (gestures around)
Lilith: (eyeing Adam) That apple...looks good... (sultry smile)
Adam: You want a bite, Lilith?
Lilith: (sexily) Sure!
Eve: (jealous) Wait! I'm the youngest! I get first dibs! (bites apple)
Adam: (bites apple)
Lilith: (bites apple)
Satan: (as a snake, **83** in tree) Huh, wha? Zzzzz...
God: (overhead) What did you just do? I leave you alone for five minutes to attend to being "Master of the Universe", and you go and disobey Me? Just for that, homosexuality ain't cool anymore. Plus, you're all condemned to die. Eve, Lilith, if you want humanity to survive, you've got to make love to Adam. Sorry, but that's the breaks.
Eve & Lilith: Oh, Man!
Adam: Giggidity-giggidity! All right!
Q-"The other Original Sin story"-BE 