Jennifer Love Hewitt MERGED

pulp · « **Reply #300 on:** December 11, 2005, 09:37:49 PM »

BWAAAAAAAH!!!! That's a fucking teenybopper cleavage shot. Look at da itsybitsy pathetic looking boobies on dat! Thanks for the pic to justify my continuous incredulity over the admiration of such a TITLESS wonder in a big boob forum! Is this some kind of a fucking joke? I just don't get it.

Sorry, she epitomizes what's wrong with Hollywood and it pisses me off because it carries through to the mainstream! Fucking Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Tyra Banks, Carmen Electra etc... etc.. adnauseum, chicks who act like they have big boobie jubblies and, who are, in fact, just a fucking B cup can BLOW ME! D_OH!!!!

Our women see these ladies and are told such **28** are "buxom, bosomy, busty, well-endowed" etc.. and then they look at themselves and see perfectly wonderful and delicious REAL BIG BOOBIES yet feel like a big fat cow! Believe me, I know! I've been the victim of a cruel, heartless and completely unecessary redux!

More ridiculous tiny boobies in attachment! Those aren't even fucking manboobs, those are fucking boy boobs! What da fuck am I doing perpetuating this ridiculous myth? NEIIIIIIIN!!!!!

EvilDorito · « **Reply #301 on:** December 11, 2005, 09:54:53 PM »

And here I always thought boobs were always good as long as they jiggled/wobbled/etc.
I mean sure JLH doesn't have mammoth breasts that could co-star in any godzilla movie, but clearly her tits are worth admiring.

Clearly I am wrong on this matter and I shall now go banish myself to some communty dedicated to A cups and smaller.

....and since when do boys have boobs and why are you looking at them?

pulp · « **Reply #302 on:** December 11, 2005, 09:59:56 PM »

You are wrong. She has said they are "big" on numerous occasions and in many ways. I'll show her big, when she sucks my cock and I deepthroat her, creating a B.E. she never even fucking fathomed!

That would be my balls in her breasts... now there's a fucking Double DEE, sweetheart!!!!

pedonbio · « **Reply #303 on:** December 11, 2005, 10:29:56 PM »

Quote:

...chicks who act like they have big boobie jubblies and, who are, in fact, just a fucking B cup can BLOW ME!

Er, perhaps it's a sin to admit this, but I've been most grateful to get blown by a few Bs...

Or, as I have said, every woman is beautiful when you're looking at the top of her head.

The_Fonz · « **Reply #304 on:** December 12, 2005, 12:32:17 AM »

Could you please try to be more of a jackass?

The_White_Knight · « **Reply #305 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:34:47 AM »

The chicks in the pix above lost their boobs somewhere... Can anyone help them to find them?

asusus · « **Reply #307 on:** December 12, 2005, 11:13:54 AM »

whoa calm down pulp... remember the blood preasure.

take long deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth.

with me now....

ssmmhhhhhhhhhh *long inhale

haaaaaaaaaaaaa * long exhale

now, doesnt that feel better??

youll receive my bill in the post in 14 days.

Keotik · « **Reply #309 on:** December 12, 2005, 02:46:33 PM »

Lol... I certainly am still as calm as ever! I just don't really like comments like that...

But I guess you're right... I appeared a little bit worked up.

yali892000 · « **Reply #310 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:28:56 PM »

Only at this forum would JLH be considered "not well endowed".

She's at least a C cup, and quite likely a D. Given her small size overall, I'd call that busty... and she certainly knows how to make the most of them.

pulp · « **Reply #311 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:39:32 PM »

Did you not see the attachments, especially mine? If not, take a look! Those are tiny teeny-bopper boobies! She may have been a D cup (at her heavyest, NOT now) for a 28 under bust measurement, which means she's a fucking B cup size, in the real world! You put a marble next to a toothpick and the marble looks big. Put said marble next to a tree trunk and it's fucking tiny. I haven't lost my fucking marbles, YET, but thank you for proving my point! Hollywood and queer fashion designers have skewed the baseline so fucking bad, even guys in the best big boob forum thinks these silly bitches have big cans!!!?

!!!! I'm just fucking calling a spade a spade, and these twit actresses who think they have jubblies of substantial size are insane in da membrane!

Goodgrain · « **Reply #312 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:46:12 PM »

JLH is welcome to blow me anytime. But I mean that in the good way. Her boobs are not that big, until you compare them to her small and fit frame. The combination is one I personally find very appealing, and I think many here would agree with this. Those that disagree are certainly within their rights but I don't understand all the negativity. Why waste your time complaining when you could be looking at other posts more to your liking? The beauty of this place is that there is something for everyone here.

pulp · « **Reply #313 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:48:40 PM »

Sure, I'm just trying to save the world from the Twiggy tiny boobies days returning, it's a heavy burden to bare...

jugghead · « **Reply #314 on:** December 12, 2005, 06:49:41 PM »

Certainly the term "well-endowed" is based on a point of view and little else. I also don't recall in the site rules where it states that the only cup sizes that may be discussed are ones that use the latter part of the alphabet.

My regrets to pulp on what appears to be his being the victim of a breast reduction he wasn't aware of. Perhaps he should try getting implants.

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