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Craig_Mercer

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Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« on: August 16, 2004, 09:22:12 PM »
She maxes out at 4-11, with a 38G bust-26 inch waist and 36 inch hips.

She has an affinity for barely there halter tops and distressed (read ripped wide open for maximum cleavage) combined with 3 sizes too small brasieres that push her tits up to her chin and a foot away fro her ribcage.

She carries herself as though her nipples were chained to the hitches of two charging Hummer H2's. She's also equipped with strong yet soft arms and shoulders and a powerful back. She's beyond buxom, beyond curvy, words escape how insanely she's built.

This lustiness carries through to her disposition. She heaves and jiggles and shudders and shimmies through every sentence. It's borderline nympho how upfront she is about her sexuality and may play both sides of the fence. She has a boyfriend, who's the luckiest mother- on earth bar none, odd since she's more than one man-hell 10 men can handle!

I've mentioned her before. We ran into each other at the same watering hole, She greets you with a kiss on the cheek. Relentlessly feminine , she made half a dozen trips to the rest room in the course of 90 minutes, her tits threatened to upset the furniture. as she walked by. A walking nuclear 80 megaton sex-bomb.

We're in Vegas at the same time at the end of the month, she's an expert on the scene. You will be blessed with pictures. I'm still in shock, go lay down now....

So to answer the circulating question, do big tits make you nervous, the tits in question are positively nerve-shattering  
By the way Maski, you're killing it!
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CarlTL

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2004, 09:36:23 PM »
Holy Crap Craig. You are one lucky SOB. I (and I think everyone else too) wish you lots of luck with your end of the month trip.  

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Goldeneye

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2004, 09:50:15 PM »
Ditto.  Damn.

Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2004, 10:28:41 PM »
Is this the thread to keep and eye on for news and photos?  

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Tomcat

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2004, 10:35:20 PM »
Like catnip for the eyes.
-Nya.
 
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Craig_Mercer

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2004, 10:54:15 PM »
Yes.
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Bababooey86

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2004, 11:03:07 PM »
She sounds familiar - can you give me her first name?  Of course, I'll know if this is the same girl I'm thinking of when you post the pics...but in the meantime...

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AZWolf

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2004, 02:43:40 AM »
I'm glad pics will be coming, since I guess I'm among the still-skeptical of the idea that a woman who has to wear a 38-band bra has a 26 inch waist.    Does she bench-press Buicks?  Or just wears a poorly-fitted bra?  
 
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MrHHH

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2004, 06:42:23 AM »
Sounds awesome Craig. It's always great to meet a woman like that.
 

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Beachbum

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2004, 03:27:08 PM »
You da man!  

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BP

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2004, 02:20:32 PM »
Craig -- anything ever happen with this? We want pics!!!

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Bambi_Blaze

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2004, 03:09:43 PM »
Damn awesome description!  We can we see her???  

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Craig_Mercer

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Re: Insanely Stacked and About To Be a Great Friend...
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2004, 11:49:47 PM »
Soon, this time next week hopefully...were both in Vegas on business next week. Ironically, she'll likely blend in with the other Uber-boobers on the strip for the Expo/Fan Fair!
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