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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2002, 05:25:33 PM »
Steveo: You're not by any chance the Steveo that keeps company with the likes of Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Wee-Man, and Bam Margera, are you? If so, my condolences on your recent "Blind Date" appearance.  

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Fret Pearson

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I got a rude look the other day for trying to read a woman's T-shirt.  You'd assume that if you wear a shirt with several sentences printed on it, people might be glancing at your chest because they're trying to read the shirt...  But maybe that's just me.

Anyway, lot's of good advice in this thread.  Don't mention her breasts at all!  They're off limits until she mentions them, and even then you're treading on thin ice.  In my dating career, the first time I talk to a woman about her breasts is, on average, the first time I get my hands on them.  

Also, I would say that unless you're in a singles bar (and a sleazy one at that), long witty pickup lines won't really do you much credit.

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brstfetish

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I also never mention anything related to breasts and try not to stare and I'm usually very good at that but about 3 months ago I broke my streak. I was at this store and in comes this young buxom girl, probably around 22-23 with this loose black shirt revealing quite a bit of cleavage. I would estimate her at DD or DDD and about 130lbs. My heart started racing and I knew I had to give it a try with this girl. Well, I went up to her and told her that I thought she was beautiful and just started talking to her but twice during the conversation my eyes went down on her chest, I don't know why it happened, I know part of it was because she was so busty and was revealing a lot of cleavage but I'm always very good at not looking regardless of the dress but I can't explain why it happened this time. The worst thing is that each time I looked I would think "Darn it!!!, why did I do that!!" lol, it was pretty frustrating b/c I knew that was going to turn her off and it did, I still gave her my number but I knew for sure she wouldn't call and she didn't.

Now for something more positive and to give the other single breast men hope lol. Well, whenever I see a lady that I find very attractive I approach them and try to start a conversation and see what happens (about 90% of these ladies are buxom), this is not easy b/c sometimes the circumstances are not the best and sometimes I do get very nervous but my mentality is that you'll never know until you try and if you don't you might kick yourself later. Well, I hadn't been having much success for the past few months, given quite a few numbers out but never got a call back but today... I went to buy some work shirts and I was walking thru the shoe section and I see these 2 ladies, one is about 25 pretty and curvy, the other one probably around 40, I would guess around 150lbs, plain looking, I would guess most guys would say she's ugly, but for me I like a face that radiates a good heart and friendliness and she had that, andt then I saw her profile and her breasts were sticking out a good 8-10 inches from her chest, they were the torpedo type, two humongous torpedoes. I dropped to my knees and thanked God and made an offering, Just kidding! lol. Well, she looked so good, so sexy having such a disproportionate body-breast ratio, it really sent me into an adreline frenzy hehe . Well, I waited until she was alone and I went up to her and told her "excuse me, are you single?" and smiled, and she said yes, then I told her well, "I think you're a very attractive lady", at that very moment her friend was coming over to her (she turned out to be her sister) and before I could continue she told her "He thinks I'm attractive" I got the feeling that she really doesn't attract many guys other than guys like us, well,we started chatting about some things and I noticed that there was this blonde girl behind us, one of those thin attractive girls with her boyfriend and she was hearing everything we were talking about and then I heard her whispering to him. I imagine she was wondering why a guy would be hitting on that woman with so many pretty thin girls around, I think she was a little shocked that the "older ugly" woman was the one getting hit on out of all the women in the store. I guess she might have been whispering "that guy is crazy and has no taste" from the way that she was looking, or maybe she was saying "both have no taste" lol. But I didn't care, I think I have great taste and for me that woman is more attractive than the blonde! . Well, I got her number and we seemed to hit it off. I think she could be at least a good friend. The moral of the story guys is to just not have a sighting, but go for it, take a chance, it might take a few tries (or a lot for me! lol) but eventually one is going to work out .  

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brstfetish

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I also never mention anything related to breasts and try not to stare and I'm usually very good at that but about 3 months ago I broke my streak. I was at this store and in comes this young buxom girl, probably around 22-23 with this loose black shirt revealing quite a bit of cleavage. I would estimate her to be a DD or DDD and about 130lbs. My heart started racing and I knew I had to give it a try with this girl. Well, I went up to her and told her that I thought she was beautiful and just started talking to her but twice during the conversation my eyes went down on her chest, I don't know why it happened, I know part of it was because she was so busty and was revealing a lot of cleavage but I'm always very good at not looking regardless of the dress but I can't explain why it happened this time. The worst thing is that each time I looked I would think "Darn it!!!, why did I do that!!" lol, it was pretty frustrating b/c I knew that was going to turn her off and it did, I still gave her my number but I knew for sure she wouldn't call and she didn't.

Now for something more positive and to give the other single breast men hope lol. Well, whenever I see a lady that I find very attractive I approach her and try to start a conversation and see what happens (about 90% of these ladies are buxom), this is not easy b/c sometimes the circumstances are not the best and sometimes I do get very nervous but my mentality is that you'll never know until you try and if you don't you might kick yourself later. Well, I hadn't been having much success for the past few months, given quite a few numbers out but never got a call back but today... I went to buy some work shirts and I was walking thru the shoe section and I see these 2 ladies, one is about 25 pretty and curvy, the other one probably around 40, I would guess around 150lbs, plain looking, I would guess most guys would say she's ugly, but for me I like a face that radiates a good heart and friendliness and she had that, andt then I saw her profile and her breasts were sticking out a good 8-10 inches from her chest, they were the torpedo type, two humongous torpedoes. I dropped to my knees and thanked God and made an offering, Just kidding! lol. Well, she looked so good, so sexy having such a disproportionate body-breast ratio, it really sent me into an adreline frenzy hehe . Well, I waited until she was alone and I went up to her and told her "excuse me, are you single?" and smiled, and she said yes, then I told her well, "I think you're a very attractive lady", at that very moment her friend was coming over to her (she turned out to be her sister) and before I could continue she told her "He thinks I'm attractive" I got the feeling that she really doesn't attract many guys other than guys like us, well,we started chatting about some things and I noticed that there was this blonde girl behind us, one of those thin attractive girls with her boyfriend and she was hearing everything we were talking about and then I heard her whispering to him. I imagine she was wondering why a guy would be hitting on that woman with so many pretty thin girls around, I think she was a little shocked that the "older ugly" woman was the one getting hit on out of all the women in the store. I guess she might have been whispering "that guy is crazy and has no taste" from the way that she was looking, or maybe she was saying "both have no taste" lol. But I didn't care, I think I have great taste and for me that woman is more attractive than the blonde! . Well, I got her number and we seemed to hit it off. I think she could be at least a good friend. The moral of the story guys is to not only have a sighting, but to also go for it, take a chance, it might take a few tries (or a lot for me! lol) but eventually one is going to work out .      

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brstfetish

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darn it, it happened again! sorry about the double post.

brstfetish,

Your second story was heartwarming.  Keep us posted, please.  

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Goldeneye

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Re: Steel Door Slamming
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2002, 11:01:59 PM »
<<This is the kind of thing I've mentioned before. It's one of my pet peeves: the woman who's busty, dresses to accentuate her chest, but if you NOTICE, she gets morbidly touchy about it.>>

I agree.  I've known plenty.  And I HATE it.  

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Rev_Monsoon

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Subgirlie:
How about this as a come on line:
"Hi, I'm Jeff.  Can you possibly be as beautiful inside as you are outside?"

Okay, I'd probably just go with the first part...
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steveo

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from the RHF Joke Archives...

We all know what everybody says about a guy with big feet. They say that it means he has a large penis. Do you know what they say about girls with small boobs? Nothing, no one ever talks about girls with small boobs.

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I think they mean, no one ever talks about how SMALL a girl's boobs may be... steveo
 
So, do you like big tits, or huge tits? ... U.S. Marshal Quigley

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editor

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First build a meaningful relationship; then when fully developed, enjoy long quiet naps nestled in deep cleavage...  

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Billleif

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As a wise man once said -

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

I suppose there is such a thing a being too direct,
I never meant any disrespect to the ladies.

Hmmm… the responses where pretty much what I expected to here, but a man can dream though.

I also understand the “not mentioning the breasts until she does or you’re holding them.” I just wondered if women would appreciate this approach as apposed to the one where the guy is completely oblivious to the boobs.

I just want to come across as a guy that loves your chest almost as much as the lady there attached to.
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Booby_Trapped

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You mean to tell me that busty women have to be approached differently?  Why am I always the last to know these things?  
Help! I can't stop staring at her tits.