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A story I came across, somewhat related to breast implants I guess:

J.Lo-Butt Implants Explode!

A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded! Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high --
right on the operating table. And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering. "She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started
saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded." Jones-Davies, a receptionist from Pretoria, South Africa, says that before the butt blast, she was on the verge of signing a modeling contract with the talent agency where she works.

http://berrysworld.blogspot.com/archives/2004_07_18_berrysworld_archive.html

[Raiden]

17.5 million?!  You know for like less than $20 she could've just bought a can of "Fix-a-Flat" and things would've been fine.  

Reminds me of this The Polymer City Chronicles comic  

 


(and who the hell uses "Air" in implants anyway?)

[CarlTL]

Especially if you are going to sit down on them in the first place...  

[ROBRAM89]

Definitive proof that you can't learn common fucking sense in medical school. Air!?  

[L_C_R_ANT]

I like this one better  

 

[Al_Inflatcha]

Heh, well, first, butt implants are rumored to be some of the most painful implants you can possibly have.  So the chances she was awake were slim at best.

Second, butt implants are always a gel, and they are molded, not inflated.  Part of the reason they are so painful is they can't insert a "flat" implant, then add fluid, so the incision is much larger than with breast implants.

On a side note, the recovery time from a butt implant is 6-8 weeks, where you are not supposed to even sit down for the first two weeks.

The story appears to be satorical in nature anyway, what doctor is that much of an ass?  If she wants J'Lo, lets give it to her?  Sounds like sound medical advice to me.

[Kopy Kat]

I remember an episode of Jenny Jones (from Feb 21, 2002)where this girl named Kissy came out on stage wearing a tight pink bodysuit and got to the end of the runway and bounced her booty. Kissy also shared the stage with 38FF Danielle and the red shirted Bod Squad led by Chela. I attached a pic, not of Kissy, but of some ass like her.